What If I Started Biting People. What Then.

I love that Cain is one of the only adults in the main cast, so he would probably be absolutely lost when it comes to shenanigans.

Cain: Do you have a plan?

Sing: Yeah! I'm gonna go fuck around and find out!

Cain: That's not a plan.

Sing: Yeah, well, maybe I don't have a plan Cain!

ngl every time I see a fujoshi make an ‘bl’ recommendation and Google it, the plot is always always ‘violent sexual assault of a struggling, mentally ill man but it’s okay because the perpetrator is sexy and has a smoking habit, and the victim will fall in love with him eventually anyway.’

Fujoshis are fucking gross lol

yeah‼️

banan. fish?

there are few things that bring together jaded thirty-somethings and eighteen year olds high on caffeine and lean, but I think the one (1) thing that does is 30/90 by Andrew Garfield. Like

36 year old man with a mortgage who gets an uncomfortable feeling of dread in the back of his throat when he sees how the things he loved as a kid are now relics of a dead past: Gettin’ older sucks, huh?

18 year old kid, shaking from adrenaline high and terror, watching as the blue ‘one’ and ‘eight’ candles on their cake burn down to piles of wax because blowing them out will make it Real, and they’re suddenly on the verge of tears because they’ll never be small enough to cry on their mother’s lap again and they can’t play in the mud anymore and they’re being thrown into something grey and void of rest, knowing that the years that they can spend getting drunk and spraying graffiti on buildings (already a failed attempt at prolonging youth) are running out like grains of sand in a relentless hourglass: Yeah :(

”If I say I hate white people, never ever am I talking about this lovely lady right here”

cain: i hate white ppl

ash: >:)

cain: except this one, this one is fine

I think on Ao3 you should be able to ‘adopt’ orphaned fics and continue them as your own. I don’t think it’s a good idea, but I think it’d be really funny.

Omg yes the brother ever

look idk about y’all, but I think more people should focus on the nonsexual intimacy that makes up a lot of HuaLian’s relationship. Yeah they fuck and that’s cool, but I think we need more light on the fact that for most of their relationship, xl wasn’t comfortable with that. For a very long time, they existed in a nonsexual relationship (and while they weren’t an item for a lot of that, they were so fuckin domestic and unsubtly down bad that honestly I don’t think it makes a difference) and they were fully comfortable with that. I feel like so many people see even their earliest interactions and go ‘Haha these two wanted to fuck sooooooooo bad’ and that saddens me a little, because it almost 𝙙𝙞𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙨 the emotional closeness of the moments being focused on (especially since real emotional closeness during sex isn’t seen very often in a lot of fandom content). Draw them fucking all you want, but do your local asexual (me) a favour and please pay attention to how their relationship goes way deeper than that, and how relationships without sex hold just as much worth as ones with it. Thank you for your time.

Hua Cheng move it’s my turn

omg. jiejie

bonus sketches wahoo!! i am very much the ‘genderswap means they look the same but with boobs’ type of artist

drawing fanart is so funny cause you notice details that you wouldn’t notice normally but make you actively murderous. Like what the fuck do you mean my wife walks around with these on his feet.

I am about to end up with an entire list of countries in which I am not welcome while in possession of my head and pulse