Charlie Brown's Christmas Tales (2002)
Christmas will be here before we know it.
Daily Mirror, England, April 8, 1920
1. Garland Ironmonger is the best name I’ve ever seen.
2. I looked Mr. Ironmonger up and it turns out he grew up to be an honest to god fighter pilot.
3. COLONEL Ironmonger flew F-86 Sabres.
4. Garland Ironmonger: Sabrejet Pilot sounds like something straight out of a bad 70s sci-fi novel that I would totally read.
(source: The Newport News Daily Press, December 15, 1936.)
suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base
Les Modes : revue mensuelle illustrée des arts décoratifs appliqués à la femme, no. 94, vol. 8, octobre 1908, Paris. La Robe-Manteau de Zimmermann. Dans ses diverses transformations. (Modèle breveté S.G.D.G.) Photos Félix. Bibliothèque nationale de France
It’s their greatest invention as of yet
source: The Clarksville Times, December 25, 1980.
Reading Times, Pennsylvania, July 16, 1935
Lexington Leader, Kentucky, July 18, 1917
The Tampa Tribune, Florida, July 25, 1913
The Indianapolis Star, Indiana, July 26, 1925
The Cook County Herald, Grand Marais, Minnesota, July 21, 1900
Star Tribune, Minneapolis, Minnesota, July 26, 1914
The Wichita Beacon, Kansas, August 9, 1918
The Miami News, Florida, July 28, 1941
The Anaconda Standard, Montana, August 4, 1923
The Sedalia Democrat, Missouri, August 11, 1908
Al Posen comic in the Chicago Tribune, Illinois, August 14, 1926
El Paso Times, Texas, August 14, 1925
The Cecil Whig, Elkton, Maryland, August 20, 1870
The Cook County Herald, Grand Marais, Minnesota, August 22, 1903
The Kansas Newspaper Union, Topeka, November 26, 1887
Stair dust corners are flexible, triangular pieces made of brass or nickel designed to prevent dust from gathering in the corners of stairs. They were introduced in the late 19th century to make sweeping easier.
The Paducah Sun-Democrat, Kentucky, August 21, 1939
The Baltimore Sun, Maryland, August 23, 1942
The Courier-Journal, Louisville, Kentucky, November 4, 1951
The North Carolina Prohibitionist, Archdale, North Carolina, December 2, 1887
Mexico Weekly Ledger, Missouri, November 20, 1879
him: you better not be too wordy when I get there
my helplessly verbose and over-articulate, endlessly expounding posterior:
Why am I like this…..