the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself
Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.
Why does this read like ransom note instructions Arthur?
(source: The Iola (Kansas) Daily Index, December 19, 1908.)
Fucking loser male protags when being seduced by a sexy lady: I shouldn't, it'd ruin my marriage~ Well, I suppose if she'll never find out...
Johnathan Harker, absolute Chad, himbo supreme, when being seduced by three sexy vampires: AAAAAA Noooo!! I do NOT want to betray my wonderful soon to be wife Mina Murray like this!!! Do not want DO NOT WANT!!!
Hey y’all I’ve been looking through the Goncharov (1973) posts, and it seems like most people aren’t aware of the master document, which has all the lore, behind the scenes, and plot breakdown. It’s collaborative, so we can all make sure we get the most accurate depiction of everyone’s favorite movie :)
I think the truth every KF fan needs to accept is that Forrest could rizz every single goddamn adult in that town and it wouldnt even be hard.
He is THE fandom bicycle solely because he has too much rizz
Forrest x Sandra? Practically canon.
Forrest x Ponty? Easy.
Forrest x Peggy? Straightforward.
Forrest x Teddy? Toxic old man yaoi, love it.
Forrest x Ricky? Go for it.
Forrest x Virginia? Fantastic.
Forrest x Marie? Spicy.
Forrest x Murphy? Stepdad 4 life.
You could ship this mf with ANYONE and it would work. He is straight. He is gay. He is queer. He has no concept of the spectrum of sexuality. He is all sexualities at once. He is infinite. Forrest is that bitch and will always BE that bitch.
Do you think they realize how much cooler that makes it sound?
Like. I'm not even an apotheosis type of guy. But you do know that makes it sound so much cooler right?
So I’m reading The Making of Frankenstein by Daisy Hay (cause I’m a hoe for absolutely anything concerning my Geneva squad babies) and she’s talking about the manuscripts of Frankenstein allowing us to see how the book progressed as Mary wrote and Percy edited. AND THERE’S PICTURES. There’s one part where Percy added comments in pencil and Mary went over them in pen to make sure she’d remember to add them in and another part where she scribbled out his suggestions altogether. One part shows that Percy must have slammed the book shut because the ink from his pen left corresponding splashes and splotches on the opposite page and you can see where Mary switched from chunky pens to thin-nibbed ones. Percy used black ink and Mary used brown ink. I felt like I’d been transported to a candlelit room with Mary sitting at her desk hurriedly writing away as Percy looked on and honestly BOOKS ARE MAGIC!❤️❤️
Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.
my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom
him: you better not be too wordy when I get there
my helplessly verbose and over-articulate, endlessly expounding posterior: