Sometimes A Piece Of Media Just! Grabs You By The Throat And Says, "hey Buddy! I'm Gonna Irrevocably

a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on

*slick car salesman who now sells showers but hasn't adjusted his tone* now this one here's got some punch. you turn this baby right here all the way hot, it can lobster-boil grandpa in 49 seconds

little traditional gtws doodle bc i need a design for him. hope you like

Hermittober Day 6 - Bread

"the best way to screw jkr over is by making her characters queer!" actually. The best way to screw jkr over is to stop engaging with the property she still profits off of and read a different fucking book

What is your opinion on seals

I FUCKING LOVE THEM!! so not only are they really freaking cute but also are really cool so heres some cools seal facts

they have high levels of carbon monoxide in their blood, which is similar to humans who smoke a lot, so yeah seals have smokers blood

some species of seals can dive up to 900 feet underwater

Last one i can remember atm but there was a seal named homer in new Zealand who would overturn cars and get up to more nefarious shenanigans

so yeah thats it!

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

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will get “doot doot” in their ask box

Made myself a Desert Duo wallpaper, thought I could share 💚💛❤️

AHEM- ik some of y'all love Scarian soooo here <3

the deeply erotic tension between a girl (me) and an entire family size box of pop tarts