Steve: So, Munson Is No Longer Allowed To Take The Trash Out At Night.

Robin and finn got a cat and decided to name him one eyed willy after the goonies

Nicknames: willy and eyeless

Robin: why does everyone at the grocery store feel like my enemy?

Nancy: it's called social anxiety honey

Robin: How's the sexiest person here~?

Finney: I don't know, how are they~?

Robin, flustered: I-

Vance, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

Finney: hey is Vance sleeping or dead?

Robin: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.

Griffin: Yeah, so did I.

Vance: Okay first of all, fuck you-

Steve: A SPIDER!

Robin: Wait, Steve, it's a living thing, treat it how you want to be treated...

Steve:

Steve: Kill it without hesitation

Robin: STE-

Vance, tending to finney wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Finney: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

Robin: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

Finney: Three words.

Robin:

Bruce, Griffin, Billy and Robin are sitting on a bench

Finney: Why do you guys look so sad?

Robin: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Finney sits down*

Griffin: The bench is freshly painted.

*In a haunted house*

Finney: “Hey Robin... I’m scared. I wish Vance was here.....”

Robin: “It’s ok. Just... hold my hand until we get out.”

Finney: “Thanks.”

Robin: “Hey, don’t grab it too hard.”

Finney: “I’m not holding it yet.”

Robin: .....

Finney: .....

Robin and Finney: *unholy screaming*

Who wouldn't though just imagine the adventure

just want someone to gandalf my ass out of my house pls