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The Magnus Archives Season 2 Cast

Jon: I’m being watched… there are eyes everywhere, they know that I know that they know. Everyone is out to get me, and I know the one who killed my predecessor is here, BUT WHO?! No, you mustn’t allow your emotions to control you Jon. Basira will help you. Yes. Yes, of course. Me and Basira. Hooking up? Ew, not my thing. Martin sure has been sympathetic lately, he gave me a jar of ashes and looks after me. But, he’s still annoyingly cute.

Martin: Why will the man not just lay down for a few days. I genuinely worry about him, I think this place is getting to him… time for an intervention with a side of tea

Tim: Him? What about me?! We went through the same ordeal and yet everyone seems to forget that. Did you know he’s been watching my house? You guys may have escaped Jane’s watchful eyes, but now I’ve got a man full of holes to deal with!

Elias: I unfortunately cannot fire Jon, indubitably solely because it would be difficult to find a replacement. Now, I have to go collect some video footage to ease the worries of a paranoid potentially schizophrenic archivist

For sure, without a doubt, Sasha: I’ve met a really nice fella… yeah, he works at a wax museum! Look at all these photos of us two that look really joyful and human! Anywho, back down the hatch I go for no particular reason!

Melanie: Who the hell is she? Is she new here? That’s quite the eccentric personality, but I suppose that’s on par for this place. Oh, right, I’m here to make a statement for the pompous ass

Daisy: [redacted for fear of being brutally mutilated]

Basira: I just had to be sectioned, of course I did. Now, I have to deal with Maxwell Reynar, but I also have to deal with the persistent man from the Magnus Institute with an odd fascination of tapes who may or may not be a murderer. Me and Jon? Hooking up? Ew, not my thing.

to those of you who are moving here from tiktok, from someone whos used both tiktok and tumbr for years...

1. DO NOT censor your posts

dont censor sex, abuse, suicide, dont censor it. we dont have censors like tiktok does, you wont be banned for talking about these things and tagging them properly helps people avoid them (also, we dont have shadowbanning here)

2. we dont really have an algorithm

you follow who you follow, and you see posts from who you follow or what you search. the 'for you page' is basically useless here. this also brings me to my next two points

3. dont crosstag

we get it, on tiktok you have to crosstag for reach, but thats not really a thing here. just tag your posts properly (also posters often leave more info about the post in the tags!! and when you reblog stuff you can leave your own notes in the tags, kind of like the old "repost comments" on tiktok)

4. dont expect to go viral/be famous

"viral" isnt really a thing on here (at least not for the average blogger). your posts will probably get 2-10 likes and you wont get nearly as many followers than on tiktok. thats just how tumblr is

5. blocking is your best friend

tiktok is VERY discussion based, and while tumblr is much more discussion based than other social medias, its still not a good place for ragebait/discourse. dont interact, itll make your experience worse in the end, just block and move on

6. you cant go into someone elses house and start rearranging their furniture

this is tumblr, not tiktok. dont diss old tumblr users for how they use the site or try to change them, thats like going into someone elses house and trying to rearrange their furniture. we've been here longer and we're familiar with the site and its culture, either find your niche, adapt, or find a different app

rebloging for future purposes

I want to try so many little hobbies. Candle making, soap making, basket weaving, wood carving, book binding, baking, weaving, I want to try them all.

He who shall not be named core

the way everyone avoids saying jon’s name reminds me of this book i read when i was younger, with this character called chrestomanci who can be summoned just by saying his name lmao it’s like georgie and melanie are scared that jon will just pop up out of the blue if they so much as mention his name

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I think you're a good person.

I once ate a live cricket.

Of course you didn't,

Nobody suspects the spanish inquisition

little ghoul

just remembered this old clickhole video i used to be obsessed with