GUYS ITS ME UP THERE THATS CRAZY

for @n4rc !! i only realized this doesn’t really count as him making pancakes after i did the sketch💔 i hope it still counts but ITS HIM😻😻😻 oh yeah and he’s not wearing clothes

a.b.a.... 😻😻😻

Hi I noticed ur still looking for more once-ler rqs, is it alright if I maybe just dump a whole bunch of rqs here? And tysm for that fic u wrote!! Sorry I've only seen it now, for some reason it didn't show up on my notifs :/ but it was rlly good !!

sorry I'm just seeing this now, haven't been too active on here! ^^ you can totally rq whatever you want!!

so i decided to make a list of every character i’ve had a horrible obsession with including the age it developed and how bad it was out of 5! a lot of these still exist and i’m 17 now… maybe something is wrong with me? some of these might be a little off and i probably forgot some,,, I KEEP REMEMBERING MORE UGH I FORGOT SERENA FROM POKÉMON WHATEVER

update it’s 3am and i just remembered bendy and alastor SHIT AND TORD

WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME THERE ARE THREE LORAX SHORTS ON NETFLIX

my take on the onceler table crawl 😩😩

guys oml you know that theory that granny norma and the onceler were together at one point and ted is his grandson?? i just noticed that after granny norma and ted talked about how he hadn’t heard about trees yet granny went into the store alone and came right back like five seconds later with marshmallows. like maybe ted made a list but dude oml why have i not seen this pointed out

Onceler x Reader Fluff (makeup time!!)

Gender Neutral Reader :D

for @arson-n-barf !

You’re sitting in your room, trying to get ready to go out into Thneedville for some groceries and maybe casual walking around. Sitting on the floor in front of a mirror the Onceler keeps around, your makeup is positioned on your lap or on the floor around you. You start by putting concealer under your eyes, and then-

There’s humming in the distance…

“Hey Y/N!”

“Hey Oncie.”

“Whatcha got there?”

“I’m just putting on my makeup, getting ready to go out today.”

“Oooo can I try, Y/N?”

You’re a bit taken aback by this, but eager to see the Onceler all fancied up. Maybe you can even force him to go to work in a super cute look… with sparkly green eyeshadow? The possibilities are endless…. This is gonna be so silly…

“Yeah, sure. Here. You need help right?”

You reach for a box of makeup you’re not using so you can still get your own done, and shove it towards him. It should have everything he needs.

“Nahhhh how hard could it possibly-”

He sees the box full of makeup and his eyes widen.

“Everything okay, Oncie?”

“I knew there was mascara and uhh… bloosh? But what is all this? I feel like I underestimated the amount of makeup people use…”

“Bloosh??”

He’s even more stupid than I first thought.

You dig through the box and pick up some extra concealer and foundation you got in a free-bie once that looks like it could match his tone.

“Alright, here. This is concealer, and this is foundation. I think we’ll just use a little concealer for you since your skin is pretty clear already.”

“It… isn’t it the same thing?”

“Nope.”

The Onceler blushes a little, feeling a bit dumb for not understanding something he thought would be so simple. You apply some concealer to his under eyes and blend it out. You then use a brush to powder his face and put the “bloosh” on his cheeks and nose.

“What color eyeshadow do you want? Any? There’s green like your suit… or pink like a thneed? Orange like the Lorax?

“I would never wanna match that furry meatloaf… Let’s do green.”

You apply a little bit of sparkly green eyeshadow to his lids and back up some to look at it.

“Cute! Okay, you already wear mascara don’t you?”

“No?”

“Your eyelashes are naturally that curled and dark? That’s so unfair…”

You hold the mascara wand up to his eyelashes, and he scoots away dramatically.

“Woah woah woah woah don’t stick that in my eyes! Are you crazy???”

“It’s not going in your eyes! I do this for myself every morning, calm down you scaredy pants!!”

The Onceler winces a little, but lets you put the mascara on him.

“There, that wasn’t so bad. Do you wanna do the eyeliner yourself then?”

“Eyeliner? You’re gonna put lines in my eyes???”

“NO oh my- alright here. I’ll do it, but you can’t move okay? No moving at all, got that?”

The Onceler does his best to sit still as you put very minimal eyeliner on him.

“Thank goodness that’s over with. Now, do you want pink lipstick, or something crazier? I can also do lip gloss.”

“What’s the difference?”

“Lip gloss is shiny, and, well, a gloss. Lip stick is… a stick? I can layer them if you want.”

“Yes, that would be fine. I think pink is fine.”

You put a peachy pink lipstick on him and some shiny clear gloss with little glitters over top.

“That’s so cute! Oncie, you look adorable!”

You reach over to get some highlighter to put on his inner corners and nose, when suddenly someone busts in.

“Hey beanpole, you-”

It’s the Lorax! His cute fuzzy butt just broke in and is now looking upon a super fabulous Onceler.

“Y/N. What is this.”

“Oh the Onceler just wanted to try some m-”

“No, I see that. I can see that he tried. This is horrendous, kid. Let me show you how it’s done.”

“Oh…?”

The Lorax grabs some of your makeup with his little orange fist and faces the mirror, putting it all on faster than you knew was possible. He turns around and…

Oh. Oh my.

The Lorax has on a super fierce look. He has bold pink and orange eyeshadow, fading out into a smokey eye. His eyeliner is black and thick, but somehow perfectly symmetrical. His cheeks are perfectly blushed with an orangey pink, his lips perfectly over-lined… He’s… He’s…

“BEAUTIFUL!!”

(You and the Onceler say this in unison.)

The Onceler grabs the fluffy pumpkin butt and squeezes him.

“Oh I didn’t think you could get any cuter! Oh this is so unexpected but so so perfect.”

“Yeah and I didn’t think you could get any more annoying. Put me down, I demand you!”

You stand back and giggle at these two now very sparkly and beautiful guys.

alright that’s it! hope that’s all you wanted it to be 😻😻

OK SORRY IM ONLY REQUESTING NOW, I WAS ASLEEP ALSO U DONT NEED TO RESPOND IMMEDIATELY TO THIS!

can I rq onceler X reader fluff w them idk maybe going back to where the onceler started to cut down trees to replant some, they stay together in the camper van thingy. Kinda domestic fluff

THATS SO CUTE YEAH I CAN DO THAT GIVE ME A BIT

ITS DONE NOW IT WOULDNT LET ME TAG YOU BUT ITS DONE

HI IK IVE BEEN GONE A WHILE IM SORRY BUT LIKE I CAME TO CHECK IN AND ABABSBBDD UR ART <3333 I AM EATING UR ART /POS

TYYY OML ILY!!! i'm so sorry to everyone that's been using my inbox i have not been checking it in months I didn't know I had any messages!! i'll get to those now and hopefully those of you with requests still want them ^^