I love this whole post
if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it.
Today my professor told me every cell in our entire body is destroyed and replaced every seven years. How comforting it is to know that one day I will have a body that you will have never touched.
I've arrived
BIDING MY TIME TIL MY SOULMATE ARRIVES
(non-black artists please reblog)
To this day I still frequently want to pull out all my teeth
Frogs! (I made this on a moving bus I'm sorry it's bad)
I had my first 5-hour energy today and downed it like a shot, this is what it was like.
I'm so anxious right now. I wonder what would happen if I drank some caffeine
Dating this because the world needs to know when this happened. February 22nd, 2019.
I saw a the inside of what I presumed to be some children’s book. There was a picture of a child standing next to a cartoon-y monster truck. The kid was asking, “How come there isn’t a picture of the Author in here?” or something like along those lines. The monster truck responded with, “I don’t know, they tried, but in place of a portrait, only a black square appeared.“
The next frame showed the back of the book. It was one of those backs that’s about the author-type thing. You wanna know who it was? You might have guessed it. It was John Cena. I had a fucking meme in my dream and it was amazing.