I'm Going To Do This

reblog this and tag the most memorable way you lost one of your baby teeth

NO DO NOT DO THAT 

today's american youth 

I was in my room and the closet door and window started to creep open with arms coming out from them like in a horror game. I just wanted to sleep and I said, “No, absolutely not,” before nopeing right on out of there. The door I went through lead to a mansion and a daemon or something (think SCP-096 from Containment Breach with yellowish skin, blunt teeth for mashing and breaking, and horns) jumped at me from a raft and the only thing I screamed was, “IT’S THE GARLIC BREAD DEMON!” I somehow survived and then happened to notice a window bar with a button on it to close the “game”. Needless to say, I woke up soon after but not before being “killed” twice more and getting mad at the monster because I wanted to leave and attacking it to let me go.

AU where Jay is replaced by John Mulaney, who has no idea whats happening.

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i cant stop laughing. im dead.

OMG WAIT WHICH VINES WOULD THE CREEPYPASTAS PLUS MASKY AND HOODIE BE

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Jeff: So no head?Ben: So im sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies

Toby: wrow

Tim: We all die you either kill yourself or get killed *brian making beat on wall*

LJ: IM A GIRAFFE!!

Jane: BITCH gonna step on my fuckin toe with them fuckin cowgirl fuckin boots bitch DISGUSTING

Masky: *toby talking* Uh… Im not finished. Lets get started. First off- *toby talks again* oh my god can you let me do what I need to do

Sally: When theres too much drama at school? All you gotta do is walk awayayayay

Hoodie: What the fuck richard?

Clockwork: *nina laughing* I like that laugh….herherherheh

Slenderman: I said whoever threw that paper, your moms a hoe!

Nina: This is how I enter my house …. WHATS UP FUCKERS!!!!

precious human w tiny precious humans :’)

Me, an artist:

op are you ok??

*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready