When The Cat Swallows Your tesseract :/

*Blows Positivity Kazoo* Enjoy your fictional creations and be kind to others doing the same!

Collab with @sickjunkie

we should legalize polyamorous marriage  for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like

in like 5th grade my whole family was driving home from some trip and i was listening to “kids with guns” by the gorillaz on my ipod and it made me feel really rebellious because i was a kid and according to that song kids have guns so when we drove into the garage my dad was like “ok we’re home” and i said “shut up dad” and he just looked at me for a long time and didn’t say anything and i started crying

I was in my room and the closet door and window started to creep open with arms coming out from them like in a horror game. I just wanted to sleep and I said, “No, absolutely not,” before nopeing right on out of there. The door I went through lead to a mansion and a daemon or something (think SCP-096 from Containment Breach with yellowish skin, blunt teeth for mashing and breaking, and horns) jumped at me from a raft and the only thing I screamed was, “IT’S THE GARLIC BREAD DEMON!” I somehow survived and then happened to notice a window bar with a button on it to close the “game”. Needless to say, I woke up soon after but not before being “killed” twice more and getting mad at the monster because I wanted to leave and attacking it to let me go.

reblog this and tag the most memorable way you lost one of your baby teeth

I licked a milk at my friends house

Tbh this sounds like something I'd actually do

smash that rb if you know a boy that is just so fucking handsome

AlEx nO

alex this vine wasn’t out yet

@slenderverse-headcannons thank you for the text post