I Should Probably Sleep....eh Whatever...here Have Some Dust And Ur Intentionally Edgy Boi Deth.

i agree

au where tim beats the shit out of the operator

An artist : Aw man! I saw my arts were reposted on Instagram. I’ve asked them to take my arts down but they ignored me.

Me : Say no more! Click this link, then click ‘fill out this form’. Fill the form and wait for about 1-2 days, the staffs will remove the image you were reporting from the reposter’s account :^)

Why your mom gay

Uh-

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

“Stop making fun of Catholics” oh yeah? And what if I dont. What are you gonna do. Crucify me?

Hwyeeonsexuality???

Me:

Dating this because the world needs to know when this happened. February 22nd, 2019.

I saw a the inside of what I presumed to be some children’s book. There was a picture of a child standing next to a cartoon-y monster truck. The kid was asking, “How come there isn’t a picture of the Author in here?” or something like along those lines. The monster truck responded with, “I don’t know, they tried, but in place of a portrait, only a black square appeared.“ 

The next frame showed the back of the book. It was one of those backs that’s about the author-type thing. You wanna know who it was? You might have guessed it. It was John Cena. I had a fucking meme in my dream and it was amazing.

in like 5th grade my whole family was driving home from some trip and i was listening to “kids with guns” by the gorillaz on my ipod and it made me feel really rebellious because i was a kid and according to that song kids have guns so when we drove into the garage my dad was like “ok we’re home” and i said “shut up dad” and he just looked at me for a long time and didn’t say anything and i started crying

Flying

NO DO NOT DO THAT