babe that’s vodka
One of my employeews just came in amd asked if theyu could leave early becausdr there”s nothing to do. I was like “Man I’mn bored to but ypu don’t see me leaving g for thw day.”
someone needs to make a wolf account
his responses would be so funny
Ofc claptons hot but can we talk about his teacher??
HELP it’s so funny seeing their reactions
I’m so confused on how you guys keep up on this app :(
i’m trying my best
Are you gonna write a part 3 for we are never getting back together?
I’m genuinely so sorry but i’ve had severe writers block for a long time.
I’m trying to throw together a little smut one shot right now 😞.
Hopefully when I’m less busy during the summer i’ll get the next chapter out.
the amount of lore these accounts have is so funny
Stop fucking blogging and play video games with me
@futurefutturman
hey babes
Remembering the Jhutch fandom last year around this time ☹️ I was in such a good era
the photos this man willingly posts online of himself makes me love him even more
i do i swear 🙏🙏
hey mikey wikey poo 🥺!!!
just wanted to let you know i have 3 holes for a reason 😍🙏
What the fuck? Who talks like this? I know which hole I'm fucking picking. Shut you the fuck up.
Well? Don't make me wait. I've had a long day.
HELP OMG
please do 🙏
kinda need him to collar me and breed me rn…
ME TOOOO
Tumblr group chats when?