Patton’s Outfits Throughout The Years!

Timeless

"why do we even have that lever" is made funnier by the fact there are only 2 levers to begin with (disguised as a pair of tusks on a statue)

i find the implications hilarious:

kronk only had to remember the location of one lever, and couldn't even manage that

but on the other hand, it's easy to get two identical unlabelled levers confused, this one's on yzma tbh

yzma only needed to make one lever to begin with, but she actively chose to turn the second tusk into a functioning trapdoor. she could have just...just not connected the second tusk to anything. it didn't need to have a function

upon reflection, this also answers the question itself: "why do we even HAVE that lever?" it's because yzma herself specifically designed it as a booby trap. "why do we have that lever?" because yzma had it built to keep people out of her secret lair! yzma made the very purposeful choice to put that lever there! and then both she and her inept henchman immediately forgot about her own booby trap! yzma that is YOUR LEVER!!!!!

Owls Are Flying Cats

commission art for @a-different-s1de 

I saw someone with a ‘free hugs’ sign and got inspired.

…I can’t tell if you can read Virgil’s sign entirely properly so here:

“Free Existential Crisis and Hug? (maybe)”

secondary sign: or I yell “[no swears] Off” Depends on mood.

(Patton’s text in italics because I never figured out color-text)

(bonus Snek boi under cut)

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watch out for that t-pose

bonus, patton gets his hug:

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i know that theoretically disney held a “most attractive men” meeting to design flynn/eugene but can we just admit that they should’ve given up trying to make the most attractive animated man because they’d already done it

ORC FACTS

the green color is not chlorophyll. they cannot usually photosynthesize. but sometimes they can

Sakura starters