Smolgoosegirl - Goose Girl

EXCUSE ME

D..dats illegal

because, honey. if i don't hurt you you'll crave it and you'll go get it from someone who doesn't have your best interests at heart like mommy does. this is for your own good. look mommy in the eyes. i said look your fucking mother in the eyes. good girl. now. repeat after me. "i consent."

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doing erotic roleplay with my transfem girlfriend and she’s dressed like a bolshevik dominatrix while i’m dressed like a slutty little kulak and i’m trying to explain to her that while this whole scenario carries the aesthetics of communism it doesn’t actually manage to tell a communist narrative to which she responds by pushing the kalashnikov further into my taint. which i’m pretty sure is anachronistic.

Do you think Jesus leaked a little whilst she was getting nailed to the cross?

“You and your descendants will work in factories for the rest of your lives” is surely a sales pitch tailored to appeal to a nation of petite bourgeois wannabes

bert and ernie go to ikea

please dont turn me into a mega blocks i dont want to be a mega blocks

let’s play in the eelgrass with mama