Sometimes I Wonder If Americans Are All Really Stupid Or If It's All One National Inside Joke.

me when i lie:

I can behave normally around books

Do you know where your children are?

I'll never understand sightseeing. Like, wow, a really big rock! Does it sing and dance or something?

i be saying 'mama didnt raise no bitch' but honestly, the truth is 'mama didnt raise me at all'

what if we had a picnic blanket on a hill watching the sunset with my head on your lap as you read to me.

i remember that i had the Fattest crush on this one guy for 2 years and i still haven't told my friends

like i would steal glances at him and all that

they still don't know

GUESS WHO CAN KEEP A SECRET???!?!

throwback to the time i was about to come out as bi to my mum and she started talking about how she was homphobic.

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you are enough.