My Mind Is Going Like My 200+ Ao3 Tabs

if you think your art sucks just remember you didnt make lore olympus

The last day of the year will be 123123

Facts, all the potential world building for the devs to be like, "ehe, here's the same old drunk bard with some riddle with the info you won't fully understand until most likely the end of the game, ehe"

Being a Venti fan takes such a strong will because he’s this complex and interesting character with so much potential but more often than not he’s treated like a joke.

The game’s like oh you want to know more about Venti? You want to see him be serious and vulnerable again in a way he’s probably never had the chance to be before like in his story quest? You want a sequel to that quest? You want to know why he’s mentioned in the chasm and Enkonomiya? What his enigmatic connection to time and memory means? What his secretive relationship with Celestia is like? You want more information on pre archon Venti and Old Monstadt? You want to know his role in the destruction of Khanri’ah and how he felt about it? You want to know if he has identity issues from building his existence on the legacy of someone else? If he ever gets tired of of playing the carefree bard? If there’s times when no one is watching where it all becomes to much and he just breaks?

Well what if instead he drank some alcohol and Paimon went “haha classic bard” and then he gave you a cryptic riddle about whatever’s currently happening and then left? What then huh?

I'm obsessed with the Feathered Star. It's the closest thing to a biblically acurate angel and it absolutely fucks. Live your best life you Lovecraftian monstrosity.

me playing tears of the kingdom spoiler free

me: were not not going to fuck with it, lets just leave it.

After a minute

Me: lets just save and then fuck with it

It awakes

Me: we shouldn't have fuck with it, we shouldn't fucked with it, RUUUNN,

To the demon that keeps unpluging my charger, please stop doing that, it gets annoying having to fix it

A genie granted me 2 out of my 3 wishes, and my third wish was for him to forget he ever met me 

He replied with “I am a genie, and I shall grant you 3 wishes”

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