New Vet Today Asked Me If My Eyeless Dog Was Blind And Like ??? Oh God I Hope So????

Romeo + Juliet dir. Baz Luhrmann | 1996

A miserable lesbian and a pathetic bissexual walk into a bar-

I rarely have a visceral reaction to a TikTok but this one... this one got me

fantastic mr fox says something about fatherhood that’s batshit insane and I don’t think the movie actually knows it’s saying it. it just takes you by the shoulders and makes you look square in its eyes and goes “some men should never have been fathers. they are. and they love their children deeply. and they try so very hard. but that doesn’t mean they should have been fathers.” and then just gets up and leaves you with that like you’re meant to be okay afterward

This is the funniest joke I’ve ever made 

when a giant cargo container gets stuck in an egyptian canal blocking off 10% of world trade, everyone is like "wow that sucks I guess," but tumblr users pounce like rabid wolves on that shit like

Just realised that dabi probably doesn’t know how shouto got his scar. And that is hilarious

Blasphemy

can someone please make a separate version of life cereal that doesnt get soggy 20 seconds after being in contact with milk. im sick of living like this i cant take it anymore

Look I pride myself in never swearing on this account, but after avengers endgame, what the, and I cannot stress this enough,

You know the. You know the Femme Fatale "I grew up with 10 brothers so I know how to fight" character?

That's

That's Roy Mustang

Just the opposite.

Roy "I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to disguise covert information reconnaissance as flirting" Mustang.

"I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to weaponize my sexual charm to disarm others and win favor."

Roy led every higher-up to believe he was just a fuckboy and a manwhore in this for his own ego and that they shouldn't view him as any kind of violent revolutionary like "no sir I'm just a slut."

Roy Mustang.