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Good Omens ships names

Aziraphale/Crowley: Ineffable Husbands 

Gabriel/Beelzebub: Ineffable Bureaucracy

Anathema/Newton: Ineffable Descendants

Hastur/Ligur: Maggot Husbands

Lucifer/Michael: Ineffable Rivals

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I love when u love the villain but also don't excuse their actions so you're just "ah yes bastard burn in hell also I love you"

IM SCREAMING!!!!!

IM PROUD OF MY INEFFABLE FANDOM SSHSKSKJS

A demon can get into a lot of trouble for doing the right thing.

REBLOG!!!!

How strong is Aziraphale?

Let’s estimate how heavy is the rock that Aziraphale is lifting in the garden of eden’ scene. Based on the footage we have, I will approximate its shape to a trapezoidal base prism (more specifically, its base is a trapezoid rectangle).

To discover the base measurements, I will use this scene (because is the one where he is closer to the stone, minimizing camera effects)  and Mr. Sheen height (1,78m) to do some pixel measurements.

Some math later and using the fact that two edges of the rock accompanies the junction of the larger stones I managed to get the height and smaller base of the rock, but I still needed the other side and the bigger  base.

For this, I measured the angle shown. With these informations and trigonometry, I concluded these are the base’s measurements. Now, for its depth (this one was hard and probably the source of possible errors), we need some considerations. 

Based on other scenes from the wall, we can safely say that this stone does not represent its thickness. However, we can see the inside of the wall, which is made of three to five layers of pre cut blocks. 

I am assuming, now, that Aziraphale’s stone has the depth equivalent of the first outside layer that we see, since antique stone constructions don’t use mortar and the piece could fairly “break” in that spot. 

Thanks to our adorable Eve, we have a scene to make some pixel measurement using her hand as reference (an average woman hand has a length of 17,27cm) and I concluded that the stone’s length is 28cm.

Using the right volume formula, the result is V=0,03087m^3.

Now, we need to estimate its density. According to some proposed locations, the garden of eden is  in southern Mesopotamia (now Iraq). Based on the book “Ancient Mesopotamian Materials and Industries: The Archaeological Evidence”-Peter Roger Stuart Moorey, the primary construction stones of this region is limestone and gypsum. 

The density of limestone (the most probable one) is 2711kg/m^3, which results in a weight of 83,69kg for our little angel to lift.

To sum up, Aziraphale is lifting approximately 83,69kg (184,5 pounds) without using any knee technique and without even looking discomfortable. Maybe the buff angel we see in the storyboards is not so off, after all.

Fucking bastard

the concept of aziraphale, inhumanly strong and capable of bending reality with a thought

making like a victorian maiden by pretending to have the constitution of those dying of consumption just because he gets a kick out of how he can bat his eyes and have crowley do anything

really just gets me, like, every single time

Victorious taught me...

Victorious and all its characters taught me so many different things, I’m thankful for:

Robbie taught me, that being different is okay.

Andre taught me to be passionate about things I love.

Cat taught me, that it’s okay to be ditzy.

Beck taught me to be laid back and calm.

Jade taught me to speak my mouth without hesitating and to be myself.

Trina taught me to love myself.

Tori taught me to chase my dreams and to make it shine.

But overall Victorious taught me, that normal is boring.

... Yes, I love men over 45.

you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them