Finished!

You harass people for posting “cringe”. Well here’s a trap for you - your 7th grade notebook full of anime OCs. You have 1 hour to say something positive about your old work…

Spinosaurs and Tyrannosaurus-Rex are having an epic battle at Isla Sorna to see who will be King of Dinosaurs in the Jurassic Park series.

Spinosaurus © Jurassic Park III Tyrannosaurus-Rex © Jurassic Park Art © reneg661

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

Omfg I love it

Look what I'm staying up with to keep them fed and warm

Did I ever mention I used to collect Pikachus?

I used to collect Pikachus.

I got you bro

can you mow my lawn

I have a solution

Hello, Seven Dax.

You have spent hours in this bath, entertaining yourself with your... Technology.

Unfortunately, your phone's battery is running out and, soon, you will have to make a choice.

A choice between staying in the bath, suffering crushing boredom while feeling relatively pain-free but also starving to death, or leaving the warm, rejuvenating water to charge your phone and continue living, entertained and content, but in agonizing pain.

Make your choice.

I went to the circus

Halloween!