If You Wake Up At 5pm You Can Start Drinking Right Away- Bypassing The "its 5pm Somewhere" Excuse. Hope

gps but for a way out of this

you never liked the way i said it. if you don’t get it then forget it. so i don’t have to explain it.

don't forget to be really stupid and weird at school, or work, or simply in the comfort of your home today

please be nice to me. i am a thousand years old and very shy

yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right

—Im like, actually tired. like. from the bottom of my heart. I'm tired.

The new live laugh love

Fare sesso nel modo più sporco e perverso possibile ma finire sempre con una marea di coccole e baci e sguardi profondi e sorrisi appagati