Cala Maria Fanart

Pin for survivors

The only thing that keeps me going

(One shot that turned into a campaign)

Me, bard/angelic succubus (talking about astral dreadnaught)-I’m gonna polymorph it into an exact version of it with a dick

Me(still talking about astral dreadnaught)-Ima be nice and warm in its foreskin

Excited for the new little nightmares, so I turned a physical piece digital (:

non-band member: why are you staring so intensely at that paper

band member: im trying to intimidate the music into submission

Context: our half elf fighter took a sip of a mysterious slime which they later found out to be "goblin juice" which turned them green and gave them advantage and bonuses to every roll as well as 22 additional hp but turned them green. The DM was making them roll con saves on each turn during a boss fight.

DM: make a con save

Fighter: ah right, the cocaine save

Wizard/rogue: what happens if they fail the save?

DM: *shrugs and says nothing*

Me: they get consumed by the cocaine haze

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