How do you stay so silly in the face of adversity? This year is already shaping up to be the worst of my life and, weirdly, I wish I could just channel your incredible perseverance. How do you stay silly? How do you keep the motivation to even post at all? Through the emos, the witches, the death of the Kermit plush, Bucephalus, the fire, nearly getting crucified, getting cursed, losing the job at KFC, and now the whole ordeal that moving always is. How do you stay you?
I refuse to blink first. I refuse to give my enemies the satisfaction. They would love to watch me crumple in despair, but I will look them in the eyes and stretch my Joker Grin ever further, ever more violently, and ever more gleefully. They may try to force my submission, but they will find I have too many teeth.
Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.
I’m never not thinking about that screenshot of the Google trends for “gerard way pronouns” where you can pinpoint the SECOND they stepped onstage in Nashville.
do you ever get so excited you just want to crush a human skull in your hands
not being out as trans at family gatherings is like being a secret agent tee hee im under cover as a girl so i don’t get hate crimed
the spam bots are learning and carefully picking their targets and enticing them with buzzwords and emos
(climbing through your bedroom window at night) oh don’t worry i’m vaccinated. why are you screaming
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tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes