They Banned My Literal First Name But Not Mpreg

sometimes you just need a bit of disco in the woods... and now is absolutely one of those times

“you’re so full of yourself“ Actually I’m full of spiders, Idiot.

Just once in my life I want to throw a Molotov Cocktail

Things every child needs to hear:

i will love you the same no matter who you fall in love with, or who you’re attracted to (including if you never fall in love, or aren’t attracted to anyone)

i will love you the same no matter what name & pronouns you use, and how you dress & present yourself to the world. i will use whatever name & language makes you comfortable. 

i will trust you to discover who you are, and i will support your discoveries.

i will love you the same, and i will try to understand the life that makes you happy, and the things you tell me. and when i do not understand i will keep trying, and i will support you all the same. 

it is not your job to be the person i want, it is my job to help you be the happiest version of the person you are.

*rolls your teeth like dice*

YAHTZEE!

ok but if letting your kid use a different name & different words & wear different clothing is scientifically likely to improve their health & happiness and lower their risk of suicide, whether or not they change their minds later….does it really matter whether you personally “get it”? does it even matter if you’re comfortable with it? 

if you’ve got all this science telling you that letting your kid do these things is going to make them happier & healthier than not letting them….then just tell them it’s ok. 

it’s not your kid’s job to be the child you wanted. it’s your job to make choices that allow them to be the happiest version of themselves. make sure your kid knows that you will love and support them no matter what gender they present as. make sure they know they don’t have to hide. 

has anyone checked on tony hawk recently

God I wish I was crab with knife, I bet crab with knife doesn’t have to deal with pornbots

stoplight loosejaw

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