I Love How Whenever Penta Is Starting To Lose Against Judgement Day Bron Breakker *will* Come Out And

PENTA IS SO FUXKING COOL

that point where you're so tired part way through a literal night walk (bcs you couldnt sleep) that you're stumbling but you get back and still can't fall asleep for an hour :(

just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.

“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.

i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.

i’ve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.

other fnaf shenanigans incoming!

adding on from RyeToast's video on the identity of Old Man Consequences, the whole dreadbear coming out of the water for the fall fest game/being able to force the bear sprite into the water in fnaf world made me think about the second possible soul in golden freddy.

so we know (?) that the crying child (maybe cassidy) must have died in the hospital or mostly likely did from the flatlining sound in fnaf 4, but we never really know how any other possible possessor died.

what if, to weave the kidnapping theme that the books and the movie seem to show for at least one child, that maybe (very big maybe) the other possessor was kidnapped (?) and drowned before being maybe stuffed in the suit. this is actually a massive reach but surely the sprite being able to drown in fnaf world has to mean something??

there's also problems in that it doesn't fit afton's MO at all and that it can't be the first killing because that has always been susie.

i don't know it's just an idea.

okay i mean this in,,, really not the nicest way possible but how the fuck is *Logan Paul* at every fucking big wwe event but never really in any of the actual episodes???

(Latin Duolingo phrase that translates to "Don't hurl the thunderbolt!")

joe hendry's really going to every wwe show to get beaten up :(

You can tell a lot about the health of a civilization by their warning signs. Places with a lot of dumb folks will have very broad, very dumb warnings in public. "No feeding the birds." "Stop swimming in this drainage pond." That kind of thing.

Advanced civilizations have very precise signs. They've covered the bases of their regular, run-of-the-mill idiots, and now they're working hard to cover that other end of the bell curve: the talented idiot. When I was in Germany last time, there was a big warning sign that consisted of a 76-letter-long word that means "stop bothering this particular goose, Sven." I don't know who Sven was, but the goose looked pretty calm. It worked.

Now, I have a secret to tell you. You can just make your own signs. There's no law against it, except perhaps "littering," and the municipal sign factory doesn't have very good security. If you show up there past close and put in the door code that you shoulder-surfed off one of the employees returning from lunch a week prior, you have all night to fuck around with their sign-printing machine, making the most official-looking placards you can think of.

Is this wrong? I don't think so. It's a public space, and being able to put up an aluminum sign that says wacky crank shit is your right. For instance, just last week, I banned pickup trucks from parking by the playground. The cops figured out something was going on, because they didn't get any calls for toddlers getting backed over for a couple of days and sent a patrol truck to investigate. Took my sign right down.

What I discovered after that is that nobody keeps records of what signs are supposed to be there. Why would anyone put up a sign for no reason? They cost money, after all. The city is now suing the shit out of that officer for stealing the "no trucks" sign, thanks to an anonymous tipster who called in the theft. Guy wearing a reflective vest came by and put like four more of them up after the lawsuit made the news, just out of spite. I'm not entirely sure if he's actually a city worker; we ran into each other at 3am at the sign factory and just grunted. He was working on some really crazy signs about not feeding a particular swan. Probably German.

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