I Love How Sevenseven Is Constantly Humilated Whenever He Appears. He Really Is The Pathetic Blorbo Of

The powerpuff girls could kill Macbeth!

Yes, Bubbles, Blossom, and Buttercup from Powerpuff Girls could kill Macbeth!

Due to being artificially created from a concoction of sugar, spice, everything nice, and Chemical X by Professor Utonium, the three of them all apply for the Gender Clause, Unconventional Birth Clause, and Birth Parent Clause! Thank you for your submission!

Fuckkkkkk I want to fuck Hong Lu so fucking baddddddd~~~

I love this game

limbus company is a wild game. you play as a nonbinary amnesiac who got their head cut off and responded by replacing it with a flaming wall clock, whose second job is to (ineffectually, at first) be the manager of a group of people on a bus and whose first job is to revive and heal them anytime anything happens, which is all the time. your party is comprised of a dour scientist who has a habit of speaking in poetry, a mysterious white haired genius implied to be in a constant mental discord call with different versions of herself across multiple universes, an autistic woman who named her shoes after a fictional horse and turns into an ancient and powerful vampire if they're ever taken off, a swordswoman who speaks a third of her mind in acronyms and loves to murder people "artistically", an autistic frenchman built like a fridge who refuses to be a person unless ordered to, a long haired rich pretty boy who accidentally pisses people off with his sheltered behavior half the time and pretends to be dumber than he is to purposefully annoy people the other half, a british thug whose entire plot could have been solved by just spitting it out and also turned into a wolf monster for a bit, a ginger who got bored of her office job and decided to get on a boat and hunt whales about it, a russian gambler whose mental health and self image are rapidly deteriorating while she is also getting progressively worse at hiding it, a young man who is really in over his head while also being very good at killing people who also is weirdly good at translating the earlier mentioned swordswoman's acronyms, a kiss-ass former military woman who would probably kill everyone else in the party if she thought she could get away with it, and a german former-soldier who got a mutant bug arm and intense ptsd and depression. there's also the all powerful guide who tells you where to go who is legally not allowed to be too helpful and is also perpetually sick of your shit, and the strange girl who drives the bus you all ride in without a license or a lick of training. also the bus looks like a train. add onto the fact that most of the characters and their backstories are references to classic literature, and you have what is possibly the world's MOST dysfunctional dnd party.

we love this fucking game.

Lobcorp AU idea: AU where the cognito filter makes everyone look like a child, yes, even the abnormalities

Reblog to give an asexual a treat

Green Dawn: *happens*

Me, turning to Funeral of the dead butterflies, who's in the Training team: WANNA BREACH, FUCKER?

Funeral: Uhh-

Me: WELL, TOO BAD, YOUR AGENT DIED SO WE ONLY HAVE FREI'S HERE AND WE'RE BREAKING YOU OUT!

Funeral: ...-

Nicole (One of my actual agents): *Does Repression work on Funeral two times while having lvl 5 Fortitude because it's my orders*

Funeral: *sigh* Welp, rules are rules...

Everyone in Asiyah: WOO, ORDEAL SLAYER, ORDEAL SLAYER!

Funeral: Guess that's my name now...

AU where everyday you meet a different version of ayin instead of only on the last 4 days

and all of them become librarians when lor happens so instead of having nuggets it’s all just. different ayins

Massachusetts is an SCP now and honestly they’re right

Asiyah: college students sharing an apartment with all the good and the bad that comes with it

Briah: fandom discord server with a very angry minor and two adults she sometimes has to talk out of committing suicide

Atziluth: philosophy authors having beef between them that requires APA to be properly understood

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