Shoutashii - Toshi

Hot take: people who depict Present Mic as the house husband of Erasermic are just flat out wrong. Mic is a pro hero who works in the spotlight, a teacher, and has his own radio show. Firmly believe he’s working basically all the time, being very fast moving. Meanwhile Aizawa obviously is also a teacher and pro hero but he explicitly stays out the spotlight and is more of an underground hero. So I’m gonna assume he has more time on his hands. Time he can use, I dunno, cooking for his overworked husband? Taking care of the place and their adopted children etc? Especially because he’s all about things being “rational” I can fully see him being like “Mic you’re basically always working. It’s only rational that I take on most of the home responsibilities”

lol thinking about domestic hotwings where kei begs touya to go to TK maxx every weekend because "the store has our initials on it though! It's practically calling for us!" and "look, look! It's red for my wings and white for your hair! It was made just for us now let's go!!"

forever crying abt my baby and his constellations

A stupid motive.

when hatsume is asking aizawwa for details on the class for the simulation game (OVA) he gives oddly specific details- bakugou's temperament, izuku's rambling, momo's indecisiveness, kirishima making sure everyone is included, hizashi using radio puns in everything he says, snipe having a texan accent, denki having a short attention span, mina incorporating street dancing into her fighting style, izuku not winning against bakugou (& vice versa), bkdk having cali accents bc they learnt english from All Might's interviews in america ("Aizawa-sensei had given a plethora of knowledge about almost everyone in the hero course- including teachers. The only thing written down under his own name was the word decisive.")

post ending papyrus who makes friends with a chef who shows him the world of different pasta varieties. he still can't cook pasta or make the sauce taste like anything but death, but the greens and meats on the side end up being beautiful for some reason

Where erasermic adopt hitoshi when he wss a little tiny baby (like 7ish) and when it comes time to apply to UA hitoshis like "no i dont wanna get in thru recomendation" and shoutas like "when u become a pro you’ll have to ask for help, that could decide the fate of lives" hizashi doesent like how blunt he is w it but agrees nontheless, zashi also says that theres no way toshi can win against robots, so theres that 😛

post-war hotwings where touya's alive cuz I say so

Keigo is under the impression that touya's a heavy sleeper because everytime keigo sees him asleep, he like plays w his hair or tells him he loves him or sum other gay shit but he only does it when he thinks touya can't hear cuz hes too scared to let touya know just how much he loves him. Everytime this happens, touya is pretending to be asleep because he knows keigo would stop immediately otherwise

Erasermic builds

Shouta obviously needs to be able to use his capture weapon to hold his own body weight, and also needs to be able to brace landings between buildings so his arms and thighs gotta be WHAM. While hizashi is a bfg, he still needs to fight because no hero is a one trick pony, but his fighting style is more like mina's, so he's still got muscle, but alot less than shouta and alot more lean in general.

The song "Would You Fall In Love With Me Again?" From Epic: The Musical is literally just Shouta coming back from an undercover mission that genuinely rewired his brain, caused him to use his Licence To Kill, etc

The people he's been investigating have been busted and Hizashi is on the team that finds them, he sees Shouta; dirty, bloodied, bruised and beaten. His husband's eyes hold no semblance of the warmth they once did but Hizashi knows, undoubtedly, that the man he's looking at is still his partner.