Totally Forgot I Made This One- Whoops

8'8 finally, I can reach the top shelf without a step ladder.

your battery percentage is your height, how tall are you?

I'm 5'0

TADC Jax x Y/n Incorrect Quotes #5

Y/n: This food is too hot... I can't eat it.

Jax: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Zooble: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

Ragatha: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

Oh god oh fuck oh no

[image description: a screenshot of an article from the Financial Times where the headline reads ‘Tumblr picks itself up again after years of struggle’ and the excerpt underneath reads ‘Creative, chaotic and anonymous, the blogging platform has lots of appeal for Gen Z.’ End ID.]

OH MY FUCKUNG GOD AVAKDBHAAHAHA

everytime someone rude came in for some random tech support bullshit i made this shitpost worse

PSA for Ao3 Users:

Be sure to check the URL before clicking on any site to go to Ao3. I noticed today when I searched via Google Chrome that there is a false Ao3 site that comes up as the first result.

It says archiveofour.net

When you go to it, it looks EXACTLY like Ao3, but it is NOT.

When I curiously tapped the search bar, a pop-up opened to direct me elsewhere. I believe this to be a spoof site for the purpose of either phishing or possibly hijacking PCs for mining bitcoin or some other malicious purpose.

I could be wrong. Perhaps it's a proxy site- but the fact that it redirected me to yet another suspicious-looking URL is alarming.

I let a few friends know, but it doesn't appear on every browser. @plague-of-insomnia mentioned using CC and Safari, and it didn't appear for them.

Ya'll be careful, and remember to always check the URL! At first glance, this spoof site is very convincing. If I had been half asleep, I may not have noticed it was different.

Please reblog to make your friends and other fic writers and readers aware!

karma akabane could do death note but light yagami couldnt do assassination classroom

you know the nap was good when you wake up and your socks are missing

It’s time.