James, Seductively: I Bet You’d Like To See Me With Less Clothes On…

Another Miraculous Crossover Nobody Wanted

(Clear throat)

Hear me out.

Miraculous Ladybug/Batfamily Bio Dad au.

But with a twist!

This time, Bruce Wayne isn't Marinette's biological father.

...he's Luka's.

Now imagine, if you would, that through some some unknown means, one or more members of the Batfamily find out that Bruce Wayne has another biological son in France. This wouldn't be so bad, except that one of the ones who finds out is none other than Damien.

Damien Wayne, who was raised as an assassin, struggles understanding what is "socially appropriate", has pride issues, and up until now has felt secure in his place within the family on the basis of being the Batman's only "true" son.

So he takes it upon himself to "challenge" this potential usurper. He would "test" this Luka Couffaine and prove that he couldn't possibly be a true son of the Bat!

Only problem is that his attempts to test Luka...keep going wrong.

Particularly whenever some weird pig-tailed girl in pink is around.

He tries to throw one of his projectiles at Luka to test his sensory ability and reflexes. The girl trips into Luka and causes them both to be moved out of the way just in time.

He tries again. The girl grabs Luka to pull him over to observe some silly poster!

He tries to put something in Luka's food to judge his tolerance or see if he will notice. The girl spills the dish and ruins the whole thing!

And he could swear she knows he's there!

Then when he attempts an ambush in the middle of the night when Luka is alone and away from that girl, she STILL shows up in a leather suit and helmet to ambush HIM instead!

Clearly there can only be one explanation for this...

That girl must be a member of the League of Shadows sent to target Luka Couffaine as some sort of mission!

He returns to Gotham to reveal this conspiracy to his family.

But it's too late. Luka has already been notified of Bruce Wayne being his father and has come for a visit.

With the girl in tow.

The girl who is...glaring at Damien.

A lot.

Damien: See? She's evil!

Tim: Maybe she just doesn't like you? Like any rational person would?

Jason: To be fair, you're not exactly the easiest person to get along with.

Tim: Well, I mean...it's possible? Just because we can't find any link between her and the League doesn't mean she's not with them. Who is this "Master Fu" guy anyway?

Jason: Are you serious? She's like a little pixie! She doesn't look like she has it in her to hate anyone!

Damien: Well why else would she dislike me?

Dick Grayson, who has had superhero girlfriends before and seems to have figured out what's going on: Damien, maybe she's mad at you because you keep crashing her dates to try to attack her boyfriend?

Damien: ...don't be absurd! Clearly she's an assassin!

(The others don't look convinced.)

Damien: (Looks to Marinette)

Marinette: (Glaring at Damien)

Luka: (Turns to look at Marinette)

Marinette: (Bright smiles and sweetness)

Luka: (Looks away)

Marinette: (GLARING AT DAMIEN)

Boys: ...

Jason: Damien, what the hell did you DO?

Damien: How is this MY fault?!

Jason: You're the one she's glaring at!

Dick: (Sighs and shakes head) Oh boy.

aren't they cute

I LOVE THEM SOOO MUCH><

Gay women’s empowerment in the 50s’

“Lilian! This argument is over and so are we” a man yelled at his wife as he packed all his things into a suitcase “NO, it's not! You're not leaving” the man's wife yelled, standing in the way of the door, blocking his only exit with her small but strong body, “yes I am! You can't stop me Lilian i'm doing this for the greater good!” (AN: “greater good, i am your wife; I am the greatest good you're ever gonna get”)

“What about peter! What about our son?”, she cried but her husband didn’t give in, “move” he told her but when she didn’t move he grabbed her by the waist and threw her over his shoulder, “James! No! NO!” he threw her onto the bed and walked out the door she was blocking and then through the hallway, he slammed the front door as he walked out, the echoing sound woke up Peter who started crying along with his mother.

Lilian and James met 5 years ago, Lilian was 15 and James was a year older than her, they fell into instant love and five years later they were getting married and Lillian Roseann became Lilian Roseann-Miller when she took her husband's name. At 20 they were married and 21 they were bringing home baby Peter, Peter had his mothers brown hair and green eyes and his fathers body and face shape. The first 2 months were bliss, Peter was a quiet baby as long as he had attention, but now James was leaving his family for war. Leaving Lilian a single mother, only a year after her wedding.

EVERYONE LISTEN, ACTUALLY GO AND READ THIS IT'S SO GOOD!! AND SO IS THIS ART! LOOK AT HIM HE'S SO CUTE AND PERFECT AND LOVELY 😊

yall. YALL. go read this wonderful fic I recently got into called The Density of Fog where deku is shirakumo’s brother and ANGST GOES ON. (It’s in aizawa’s pov too so eXTRA ANGST W A DASH OF DADZAWA FOR SPICE). 

the way that me from a year ago was so ready to be a uni student and study again and now i'm here and I want to die is so funny

Pete "Maverick" Mitchell

wow everything went to shit really quickly in my head

Master List

Midoriya the secret significant other

AO3: Midoriya the secret significant other

Ito Sero the secret older sister and girlfriend!

izuku midoriya-bakugo the secret brother and boyfriend!

Harry Potter

The proper way to end a date 

Fancasts 

marauders era

marauders era part 2

One shots

Whos Izzy?

Marvel

How we deal with grief

Original works

Gay women’s empowerment in the 50′s

Daily reminder that Dorcas would absolutely slay in any universe without even trying

Oh and she’s a Slytherin. It’s a fact.

Harry preventing murder