"Eww They Made Him A Twink..."

"Eww they made him a twink..."

My brother in christ, my man hasn't eaten anything in centuries and woke up from a long coma then turned himself into human form, his body isn't going to be ripped asf. He's weak and tired all the time, he's barely surviving off of the forage when his cooking skills aren't the best aswell. Game made it very clear that Caldarus is exhausted, ill even, we can see that from his dialogue just as his portraits!

especially that one;

if you'll look closely he lacks a lot of body fat, you can see his ribcage peeking out.

overall i think they did good job, i also was disappointed at first but man... i love caldarus a lot. Please be kind to this dragon ❤️❤️‍🩹❤️

(I also hope they will edit his portraits slightly when you marry him, to show that he's much more healthy now. Or atleast when more seals are broken in the mines, and when yall date oughh)

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barber

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blacksmith

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bookbinder

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carpenter

cartographer

casino

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cobbler

coffee shop

council chamber

court house

crypt for the noble family

dentist

distillery

docks

dovecot

dyer

embassy

farmer's market

fighting pit

fishmonger

fortune teller

gallows

gatehouse

general store

graveyard

greenhouses

guard post

guildhall

gymnasium

haberdashery

haunted house

hedge maze

herbalist

hospice

hospital

house for sale

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jail

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kindergarten

leatherworker

library

locksmith

mail courier

manor house

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mayor's house

monastery

morgue

museum

music shop

observatory

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orphanage

outhouse

paper maker

pawnshop

pet shop

potion shop

potter

printmaker

quest board

residence

restricted zone

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school

scribe

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shrine

silversmith

spa

speakeasy

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sports stadium

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street market

tailor

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tavern

tax collector

tea house

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thieves guild

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town crier post

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Vidyadhara love cold baths

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