Hi so our new marching show came out and as much as I am PUMPED to be playing Fall Out Boy
What the actual fuck man. Listen I play trumpet but I know I'm not a god.
best of luck I never trust those things. then again I did get my second trumpet off amazon.
I’m about to buy a cheap trumpet off of ebay wish me luck
*Lightning on the feild*
Literally Everybody: We're human lightning rods!!!!
Literally Everybody: *Sticks instruments and flags into the air as high as they possibly can*
okay tumblr I need you to help me with an experiment
my hypothesis is that musicians give their instruments really terrible names and I need to know how accurate this is
please help me
for science
Instead of cronching rosin, why not down some valve oil?
its the brass player ritual you gotta take a shot after every split note my body is 86% valve oil and my joints are so efficient
"You guys sound like a wet, soggy potato chip."
"Why are the sousas all twerking with their sousas around their waists?"
"You all like soggy potato chips?"
"I like soup!"
"Is squad zero people the people who dont have their instruments?"
"You're going to eggplant arent you."
"I want a peach."
"Hold me back, sir."
"I'm moist."
"Look out for the puddle of suffering."
"mY sOcKs aRe dAMp"
"I RAN AND IT WAS A MISTAKE."
"The puddle is suffering, death is going inside and still walking in water because it's in your shoes."
"I want to kermit go home."
"(Trumpet) LOOKS LIKE AN ANTELOPE"
"We must discuss those two's removal from the trumpet party."
"You have to be a big tittie"
"WE NEED TO GO TO W A R"
"WhY are you a bIRd?"
If I ever go deaf, I just want everyone to know that it was the group of 3 trumpets who sit behind me and blast into my ears to annoy me. Thank you.
Tfw you get self conscious bcuz you have to share a stand and your partner can see your music and what you have (havent) written on it
guys how do woodwind instruments work
like ive tried reeds and they sometimes work?? but they mostly squeak???
also flute is just impossible ive come to the conclusion all flutes are witches.
props woodwinds you're all crazy ily
The music of the tenor sax next to me pt 2
And again yes this is show music
Happy pride, y'all!! I love all of you regardless of your gender and sexuality, you're all extremely important remember that! ♡♡♡♡♡
she's not only a band nerd anymore she's developed a personality! run!
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