Please check if they are okay for me.
my friend just smacked their hand on our call
I'm more confused about why tumblr is showing me my own post repeatedly, as I was unaware that tumblr could do that, or even showing me my own post at all. even more so as this morning I got this post twice in a row.
had a fun experience at a shop today.
I just went in for some bottled drinks (I was running low) so I found some on the shelf that looked good and they were only £1 each. well, until I went to the till to pay for them, where it turned out that they were actually only 78p each. I paid and informed the cashier of this error, and she apologised for it. yes, she apologised for the fact that my shopping cost less than I expected.
*explosion sound effects*
reblog to blow up a transphobe
I don't think people talk enough on here about how wildly different teachers can be. I thought I'd share a few examples: Math teachers:
-One of them jumped into a river to save me after I fell in while we were messing about on a kyack
-One of them let themselves be taped to a tree for charity
-One of them nicknamed my friend "The Human Trashcan"
Science teachers:
-One of them covered their arms in a chemical (I forgot which one) to allow them to safely light them on fire for a demonstration on what not to do in the lab
-One of them dropped absolutely wild lore as examples whenever they taught us something new. I think they confessed to crimes several times
-One of them gave themselves detention for being half an hour late to class
English teachers:
-One of them looked at me one time when they read the word "ugly". They immediately realised and apologised, which is how I noticed because I wasn't paying attention to where they were looking (too busy listening).
-One of them gave several students (I think six of us) detentions and forgot, just leaving us in the classroom until they came in to set up the next lesson.
-Whenever they read a book to us where a character screamed, One of them would actually scream. We were pretty sure that if they actually screamed for help, everyone would think they were just reading.
-My last English teacher managed to find a way to fit a squirrel, a lollipop, a thermonuclear bomb and Donald Trump on the same PowerPoint slide
Colour theory doesn't fix "looking like a murder scene". It just "fixes" the low price tag
idk man I think according to color theory this is actually an excellent design for the carpet
just in case you need to hear this today:
you are not a failure
you are not a waste of space
you are loved
you are wanted
I believe in you
you can do it!!!!
That person who wanted to make a blog where he pretends to be an ancient evil, but couldn't think of a good name for it :(
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