Guuuyyyyys I Got A Headcanon!!!!!!!!! One Of Logan's First Jobs As A Youth Was At A Morgue Basically

costumes

does anybody else want wolverine (og) to get a radically different costume he designed on his own, maybe even with a different colour scheme.

i'm seriously feeling..... odd looking at this fellow's costumes. it's only minor edits here and there maybe the blue gets replaced with black or brown, or for 'stealth' reasons his costume is in a shade of black/grey.

did he even get a chance to design his costume, like EVER!??!

hell! he is usually the first person to go in battle. why isn't his costume durable, his healing factor would be conserved more if it wasn't constantly healing superficial or unavoidable injuries.

my first official intro to the x men were from the fox movies, though i mostly saw youtube clips. now after a few years and better understanding of the x men in general, i saw half of the first x men film.....huh? WHAT THE F*** ??!

some things are not making sense (hmmm)

the plots okay, no problem. why is sabretooth a large yellow kitty loudly roaring/meowing. i like it but where's his personality?

the fight scene at the train station.......seeing it for the first time, not bad. seeing with comic book knowledge,...my mouth's on the floor!! i don't have words for the x men but ..... damn that's the most goated version of toad that might exist

wish me all the best for the next half

logan secretly had the ability to control the movement of his hair, i.e. the can make all his hair stand up to make himself more threatening/bigger, but if you're not threatened by him he looks like a big, fluffy, black puff ball

how logan met itsu

in my au, itsu was a japanese spy/info soldier (fully trained in comic book fighting skills), in WW2, while logan was also a spy/soldier form canada.

logan had unconventional way of spying-he cross dressed as a pretty woman; he is 4'9 and sort of slim with slightly more androgenous features before the weapon x programme. itsu also cross dresses as a man, but the japanese army is aware of it.

they meet while spying on their enemies(the're on opposite sides), have continued interactions for 5-10ish years during which they have enemies-to-sometimes-briefly-reluctant-allies-to-slowburn-lovers arc, after which they get married at the end of WW2.

none of their sides know what happened b/w them

*(i know history is not correct here :=) )

(let me know your ideas to!)

You can only reblog this today.

logan don't lie to me.

your tiddies were always out and proud, long before you were

THERE'S EVIDENCE EVERYWHERE SIR!!!!!

AND YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHERE !!! *pointing at you, reader*

Logan has 2 or more 'queer' awakenings

how/why?

After spending childhood (till age 19/20) in Canadian wilderness he has a reintroduction to society from the lowest darkest sections in the early 1800 s . He hadn't met any human/mutant for a long while; he didn't have an idea what to expect, how attraction works for people etc. He's learning and exploring the gender roles, courting, gender expectations & typical behaviors. He sort of realized he liked men ( the "manly-bearded-strong" men *wink* *wink* ) and pretty dresses (not very comfy though) soon enough. Being a man or woman does not strongly resonate with him but he want freedom and does not want to be oppressed,so after some observation he chooses to be a "manly man".

Started talking, walking like a guy, starts to learn to flirt ( eg: wolf whistling because manner less guy behavior ) in order to fit in; maybe to climb the social ladder ( mysterious personal reasons) Yada yada plot happens realizes he *LIKES* women too. Has a mini/sizable personal crisis because hetero-normative society and he had kinda imbibed some of those values. Obviously didn't tell anyone, being openly queer wasn't great for him in any way( already notorious in the murder business). He was basically in the closet , but did have a few relationships at the time, kept it lowkey.

In all, gradually knew he liked guys in the beginning; had an "anime-hit-in-the-head-hard-view-changing" moment when he knew knew women are HOT

after mind wipes from weapon x etc. Logan kinda sorta has a feeling he knows exactly what way he swings but doesn't fully know how, so not really sure about it. Assumes he likes women from the get-go ( not wrong there). Does have a silly/cute/embarrassing experience properly realizing his sexuality, around the time he was with the X-men. I need to brain storm (2.) comment your ideas too :-)

logan is sitting in on one of scott's trigonometry classes with like 10-15 kids.

kid : when are we ever going to use trigonometry in our life mr.summers

*logan lifts his hand*

scott : umm, yes logan

logan : you can adjust the angle at which the gun is tilted so that you can assassinate the target at the lower floor in the building next to you. *the kid looks horrified, others look at logan morbidly*

scott : thats... correct. why was that the first example to cross your mind?!

logan : you tell me

im a firm believer that logan is completely illiterate. like, he cant read at all, and cant write either. he doesnt have a phone for this reason; everyone thinks hes just being an Old Guy but he genuinely cannot get any of the information being conveyed to him on a phone. no one, not even the telepaths, realize this until hank hands logan a note one day and logan goes, "i cant read this."

and everyone's like, "why?" assuming the handwriting might just be hard to decipher or too small or smudged or something.

and logan says, "i cant read."

it takes three hours for him to convince everyone he's serious

logan shaves of aaaaalllllllll his body hair, cuz he made for below zero temperatures, not for hot new york summers

please he's being practical

jubilee can persuade logan to do nearly anything she wants

she even got him to wear something other than his usual checked shirts and jeans for something tasteful, atleast according to jubes.

AND got him to shave his side burns for a day

(though that happens only after a week of "please please puh-leeeeaassssseee miiiissssTTTUUUUHHH WOooLVIIIIEEE and a few half planned poorly executed black mail attempts)

*scott : you got him to SHAVE, to dEcENcY !!!!!!!!!!!