Just Read About The Port Strike Attempt. Yeah, Why Not Simply Automate The Ports? Bring In The Robots.

it's a shame you can't Cool, Silent, and Mysterious your way to being very close to people. we are unfortunately going to have to embarrass ourselves for this

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I saw a man this morning going from tree to tree, painstakingly painting each leaf of every tree yellow, red, and gold, one by one. I always wondered how they got that way.

instead of writing about the stuff that makes you angry, why not write about the stuff that makes you full of the childlike wonder you get when you've like, discovered a new layer of reality after midnight

today i learnt that you can knock out large portions of a mouse's genome, and it can still bear children and live a long and healthy life

because large portions of the genome just do not do anything

The Giant Squid Nebula

Somewhere out there is a guy with a bear trap on his head because it’s been on there for years and if he took it off now people would be like “Hey, you got rid of the bear trap! What prompted this?” and he won’t have a perfectly rational answer.

I had to exit via one of those "Emergency exit only — alarm will sound" doors (boring story; won't relay), and there was no alarm! What else are THEY lying to us about?

Completely sober in the club googling worst medieval executions