IM SCREAMING

PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 💀

Oh, so the reason Adam doesn't take his mask off in heaven is because he's really fucking ugly

Star Wars: The Force Awakens dir. J.J. Abrams | 2015

According to my dad the first time I watched Merlin was when it was actually airing on a saturday and I was like 5 and I would watch it with my grandma (who is homophobic)

Lemme tell you if my grandma could see me now she would probably die of a heart attack

IT GOT WORSE

WHAT IS THIS

"I do not condone murder and I despise murderers."

WHAT THE FUCK DID SING DO? WHAT DID HE DO THAT WARRENTED HIM DYING IN A DEATH TRAP

Miscellaneous Ride The Cyclone headcanons

-they all get brought back to life at the end of it

-they remember the events of canon

-meaning they remember their songs

-the choir performed an "original song" at the next fall fair called sugar cloud

-they won it for the first time

-they did the dance and everything

-Mischa's house is the designated sleep over house

-mischa is trans ftm

-noel is gender fluid

-penny, ocean, and Ricky are autistic

-ocean is aroace

-constance is a demigirl

-mischa gets into fights for the choir a lot

-talia was a catfish

-mischa confided in Noel after finding out

-they fell in love

-talia then became a code name for Noel

-they told the choir abt the code name thing

-noels dad is homophobic but usually never around but just to be safe

-bi Mischa

-Mischa's mama is alive and on the road to recovery

-mischa only got into a few fights pre-canon cause he intimidated everyone

-he starts them now to protect the choir

-mama bird Mischa

-mischa sings Ukrainian lullabies to penny when she's over stimulated

-noel had a small crush on Misch pre-canon that got worse after the "you are man of words Noel Gruber" thing

-constance has two mums

-the choir hang out in Constance's family bakery

- constance learned how to make pirozhki to give to Mischa

-he cried

-Mischa's had top surgery

-ricky is non binary and uses he/him pronouns

-penny is unlabeled and uses she/her pronouns

-the choir like to steal Mischas clothes

-Mischa's shirts look like dresses on ocean

-Ocean is 4'11 and 103lbs of sass and insecurity

-mischa is 6'2 and like 190lbs

-ocean is a snitch

-someone shoves into ocean in the hallway and sees a very angry Ukrainian speeding towards them

-ricky offers Mischa one of his crutches is he's there when Mischas beating the shit out of someone

-everyone was Hella surprised when after almost dying Mischa started actively taking part and enjoying choir

-ricky communicates thru sign language

-mischa, penny and Noel learned sign language for Ricky

-ocean is trying to learn sign language (it's not going well)

-the choir like to sing "what the world needs" to piss off ocean

-mischa taught Noel a little Ukrainian so they could talk shit about people

-2016 cast & script>

-penny has a special interest in animals

-penny walks stiffly likes doll post accident

-ricky is buff from the waist up

-the choir had a betting pool on when nischa would get together

-ricky won

-he was beyond pissed that he was off by like 3 days tho

-noel has one of those crusty white dogs that looks like it has rabies

-birds are attacted to mischa like a disney princess

-i feel like mischa would smell like beer

-penny has a pet frog

-constance volunteers at a pet shelter

ITS 5:48 AND I JUST HAD A GENIUS IDEA

Okay imagine a red and blue ship you have, now imagine they go to a school dance or a ball ect. With each other. The dilemma is what would they wear? Well-

The blue wears a red suit with a blue tie and white shirt

The red (unintentional or not) wears a blue suit with a red tie and white shirt

To my understanding

Victim of comphet

Art school Phoenix Wright took one look at Miles "Demon Prosecutor" Edgeworth and said "I can fix him"

And he actually did??

“there’s some wicked irony”