''i'll make a home in your gut 'cause it's somewhere warm to sleep''
That or his eyes are like straight white
Art school Phoenix Wright took one look at Miles "Demon Prosecutor" Edgeworth and said "I can fix him"
And he actually did??
Penny *after killing a spider*: Is the carcass on the Bible? Can confirm the carcass is on the Bible
Ricky *abt Sally face*: Do you think Larry's nose is bigger than his dick?
Mischa: i am not gay
*Like 10 minutes later*
Ocean: So who from Be More Chill would you date?
Mischa: Oh that is easy Michael. Wait no-
Noel *to ocean probably*: Alright Captain America
Noel: c'est petit penis
Rando: You're from Canada Mischa:*offended* I am from Ukraine
Ocean: I have social standards you know
Penny: I just wanna taste therapy again
Noel: So how often do you fuck yourself. Ocean: Only when your mum isn't available
Constance: His ass cheeks are grass cheeks
Ricky & Penny: To ze top of ze towaaaaaa
Noel: Omg RuPaul is in this movie Mischa: Is that the guy that plays Ant-Man
Ocean: Do you think he's slimy? Noel: Free lube
Ocean: I'm a verbal prostitute and you're a pervert
Penny/Constance: Cause I like squids and I like murder
Ocean: It was just a suggestion- Mischa: I don't take suggestions
Ocean *to Constance abt her little brother who is now taller than her*: I am going to murder your brother at sunrise
Ricky *to mischa when he realised he was bi*: Eat dick, positive I guess
Noel: I heard a hissing noise and thought Ocean was deflating
she's a fictional character to YOU. I know her personally
Say what you want abt s2 but a character getting cursed to be straight is the funniest fucking concept ever, and by Elphaba none the less
There it is again. That familiar urge to finish Supernatural knowing damn well I'll give up before I reach s15
Do you think fnaf sister location took inspiration from the scene where Adam uses his camera flash to see in his apartment when making Funtime Foxy's room
The fandoms I post about are so different, I give myself whiplash. Any pronouns. 🏴🏴
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