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FUCK YEAHHHHH

I called it I CALLED IT

Last fucking YEAR I CALLED HIS NAME AND DAMMIT I WAS RIGHT

ASAAAAAAAA

Some Sirenhead bc Jack

I honestly get really defensive??? When people think I was born in the state I live in??? Like, Fuck no, I wasn’t born in a blue state with a red family!! That’s not how it works!!!

Do non-americans realize that the United States is literally just a bunch of countries in a trench coat that agreed to be semi-nice to each other in order to sneak into the Big Boy Club? Because let’s be honest that’s just what the USA is

This is funnier than it should be

🦌 🦷 hahah

BEEP BEEP!

The Hirschmobile has appeared! Repost to let it explore Tumblr!

Ignore, and be caught in traffic jams for the next 61.8 years!

If I don’t get a girl, I hope the best for you all

REBLOG IF YOU WANT A LOVE LETTER FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN YOUR ASK BOX NOW

(doesn’t have to be a love letter just saying hi or being friendly is good)

035 is feral af and personifies Vine at its Peak

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*shows up 15 months later to update this comic* hahaaa !whats up,,!!

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If the apocalypse comes to pass, and little is left of the modern world, future archaeologists will be extremely confused at a real statue of a triangle in a top hat.

OHSHIT OH F U C K

Alex Hirsch said that Bill Cipher is not the cause of the weirdness in Gravity Falls and that it would be the way it is with or without him. However, it’s weirdness is what attracts Bill to the town and why he likes it so much.

HOLY POST

Tumblr Code.

Uhhh sorry to my mutuals 😅

Does anyone else have that one friend whose sleep schedule is like an ever-evolving mystery? One day they’ll appear to be asleep for the entire 16 hours that you’re awake, but the next three they won’t appear to actually sleep at all. Sometimes they appear to be on Australian time, other times their schedule has adjusted to somewhere in the middle of the Pacific ocean. (I call this Cthulhu time.) You go a week without seeing them and you have no idea if they’re just really busy, dead, or if their sleep has simply synced up to the exact hours you’re awake and online. The only indication that they’re still in this mortal coil is vague posts about grocery shopping that pop up on their blogs at 4:12AM. 

I declare Pyronica a lesbian.

I also declare that Pyronica and Bill are TEA SISTERS and PURELY built their friendship on spilling ~scolding~ hot intergalactic tea.

You guys think that if it weren’t Disney Bill woulda just called him Dipshit

Can someone tell Matthew to put a pin in the Rick and Morty Theory and just cover Owl House and Gravity Falls?

Ramadan Mubarak to all those who celebrate :)))))

I think the fact that I have a thing for chaotic individuals really goes to show how much I wanna go batshit on this mortal plain

Ahem^^^

i could use an emoji to sign off my asks? probably 🏹

It’s dangerous. Different. A completely unused emoji in the grand scheme of emojis.

I like it 👌

GRAVITY FALLS YOOOO dude i havent thought abt that show in ages! was wondering why you posted that comic earlier lol. ive been chillin lately man ty for askin. also this is the dude that sent those asks a few days ago where i said you were cool

Man that show just hits different 👌

We gotta name u dude— ur just too important. I propose prosper anon, unless u got something in mind

hmmmm hows your day been man? also what do you think of roombas

It’s been pretty good— finished rewatching the entirety of gravity falls, play minecraft with the boys, ya know. Wby?

Roombas are little blessings and I’d rather have one than a child

Give me asks or imma get outta this site for good

She literally posted on her story “anyone else gay or just me?” And my dumb ass didn’t realize she was being facetious and I sent her a pride flag aaaAAAAAA

And then I apologize and she keeps telling me I’m alright and that I don’t need to?? Like, she said I didn’t need to apologize more times than I did????

Are we both disasters or am I thinking about this too much????

This has been a PSA

Gargoyle Stan

I-I mean, I didn’t really intend— I-I’m not complaining, aw man, I meant the freaky canon monsters lmao

But an ask is an ask, so here ya go!

FUCK YOU GUYS FOR MAKING ME MISS ALL THE OLD CARTOONS I USED TO WATCH

FUCK YOU

SOMEONE GIVE ME A GRAVITY FALLS MONSTER REQUEST

HOPE YOU PROSPER TOO MAN!!

LOVE YOU FULL BROMO ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤍🤎💗💖💝💟

im not much of an ask-sender guy but i just wanted to let you know i think youre super cool

This made me so genuinely happy I love you Anon I hope you prosper

Fuck me *cries*

My world’s so enormous, And I am so small. The life is performance - I’m the actor in all. The thespian actor, The good guy, the malefactor, Not for people, de facto, - But for the sake of art.