Some Fanart For @eclipseb S AU

Janus Sanders said self care is pushing someone down the stairs

Marionette said self care is resurrecting the dead to commit murder

Bill Cipher said self care is going motherfucking feral

Bonjour 🇫🇷 Daft CUNTS 🤖🤖it’s 9/9 today and u know what that means 😜 it’s been almost 2️⃣0️⃣ years since daddies guy manuel de HOEmem christo 🥖and thomASS bangCOCKter 🥑 had their big human dicks 🍆🍆turned into robot ones 🤖🤖😳 that’s right ever since 1️⃣9️⃣9️⃣9️⃣ its been a piece of 🥐 to plug in to that 🔌DICKNOLOGIC and 🎶GET LUCKY🎶so if you can’t wait to get RAWED 🎵ONE MORE TIME🎵by some ROBOT COCK 🎸then send this to 15 of your sluttiest punks 👩‍🎤👨‍🎤 if you get 0️⃣ back ur a boring daft bitch, if u get 5️⃣ back u’ll find some DIGITAL LOVE 📟❤️ if u get 1️⃣0️⃣ back ur getting pounded HARDER BETTER FASTER and STRONGER 💪 if u get 1️⃣5️⃣ back u’ll get 💾R.A.Mmed by cocks all AROUND THE 🌎 share in 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds or your pussy won’t be getting tix 🎫 to 🔺ALIVE 2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣7️⃣🔺

Daft punk may be gone, but they’ll never be forgarder better faster stronger

OHSHIT OH F U C K

I need to procrastinate help me out

Hey you guys know I take requests right

Motherboard by Daft Punk is just retrofuturism elevator music

This brings me great joy

They’re just looking for their spaceship, sir.

I used to have a pogo stick when I was 14 because I was really into doing stupid little videos and stunts and wanted to be like the jackass/cky guys. I used to tell my mom I was gonna go outside and pogo but really I’d walk around the block and smoke cigarettes. So yeah, I can assure you, pogo sticks are in fact real. 🙃

Damn really imagine

Like

“Yes I’m going out to pogo”

“No mother this isn’t a phase I’m going out to POGO and you CANNOT stop me”

This is funnier than it should be

🦌 🦷 hahah

when i was in therapy i once expressed to my therapist that i really struggle with having pretty much zero idea of who i am as a person + she whipped out a piece of paper and suggested that we write down different aspects of myself. and i had no idea what to say bc ‘myself’ is a concept i’m not very familiar with so she started saying about my interests and how that’s part of me + i was like okay!! that makes sense!! so she clicked her pen and was like “you said you like video games before” and i was like sure bud :) and watched her write down, in capital letters ‘GAMER’ and i’ve never had so much terror struck into my h