Kissy...

OMG THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY 😨😨😨

TAKE A PICTURE-

( I thought it would never come true... but it has been bestowed upon us.... the most same thought in this entire freaky darn freaking game 😌)

AAAAAANNDDDDD the most sane thought from MC issssssssssssssss

*drum roll*

TA DAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yes.

These 3 are in a relationship , no you can't change my mind.

( this is the only way tumblers letting me post soooo😇 )

me playing ch3: oh I f*#^ing love Ollie

My friend: he's evil.

11 (I think) months later:

The bestie: I told you!

Me: *ugly sobbing*

sir I View your body without respect.

i heard some of you wanted to see the full fit

DON'T JUDGE ME😭😭😭 Enderman are hot.... 😔

WHO TF IS WANTING TO FUCK THE MINECRAFT MOBS

tell me why school girl screaming came to my mind... Am I just weird?

and that's fine! Because it was permission :)

Absolutely zero hesitation, And 100 zero regrets :D

... am I allowed to flirt with the mer moon? 👀

Ohh be careful with that. He might just take it as a permission to keep you all to himself :)

the Doctor: what the f*#× yarnaby...

For Poppy's Playtime, could you do one where Yarnaby gets something stuck in his paw and he's whining sadly and painfully and the Reader helps by pulling it out. That in turn cause Yarnaby to think that Reader is his new friend.

awww this is so sweet 🥺

warnings: yarnaby is in pain for a bit, a little bit of blood

🌈pet!yarnaby x player!reader🌈

-while yarnaby was hunting you down, you were running, hiding, while simultaneously trying to solve puzzles to get out of the playtime hellscape

-with a giant lion made of yarn chasing you around it made things way more difficult

-you found a place to hide and suddenly everything went quiet for a moment, followed by a distant whimpering noise

-curious as to what happened, you cautiously exited your hiding space to investigate

-you hear banging and more pained whimpering and soon you find yarnaby pacing back and forth, rolling around and gnawing at his front right paw

-from a distance you can see he got a piece of metal fencing stuck between his fluffy toes, causing him to bleed

-you admitted, you felt bad for him, even if he had been trying to kill you this entire time

-while you could take advantage of this situation, and make a run for it while yarnaby was down, you couldn't just leave him like this, it was cruel

-so you took your chances and approached the lion-like toy

-yarnaby let out a startled screech at you, but he was in too much pain to attack

-"you're hurt, im gonna try to take that out of you, okay?" you said, pointing to his right paw

-yarnaby licked at it, whimpers escaping his mouth

-you carefully took his paw into your hands and examined where the metal piece was lodged

-you grasped ahold of the wire and pulled, but this only caused yarnaby more pain at first as he snarled at you

-"easy! easy, it's okay," you said, holding your hands up in defense

-yarnaby settled down after a moment, holding his hurt paw up in the air

-you tried again, and managed to pry the metal piece free

-yarnaby whimpered and licked at it, and you jumped back, fearing now that he was out of pain he might attack you

-but instead, he just sat down in front of you, letting out a purring noise

-you were confused at first, and then yarnaby rubbed up against you like a cat, nearly knocking you over with how big he was

-"oh, whoa there, yarnaby," you chuckled, the yarn of his mane tickling your face

-"uhh... Guess this makes us friends now?" you asked, stroking his mane with your palm, and yarnaby purred in response

Levi is secretly a furry🥲

WHY IS LEVI GOING AROUND TELLING PEOPLE TO BARK AT ME ???

Fr this some Troom Troom ahh shoes 😭🙏🏻

engagement bait craft videos have gotten so bizarre i think this is legitimately an art form now