Harry: Ugh I Hardly Slept Last Night

HEICHOCTOPUS.  based on a prompt my friend gave me

this is the moment my heart broke

Person A: Wake up, darling!

Person B: *continues sleeping*

Person A: I made you coffee.

Person B: Oh that's really nice of you but I will stab you if you don't let me sleep.

Person A: *slowly backs out of the room*

EREN “AMPUTEE-KUN” “DADDY” JAEGER

“I think you’re perfect”

Could you imagine Steve doing this type of thing to Billy.

Like maybe Billy is about to have a beer at 9:00 in the morning and Steve immediately switches that out with juice.

Or Billy chain smoking a little and steve takes the next cigarettes out of his mouth and replaces it with a lollipop.

Duffers: so, Billy is dead and we finished this Harringrove nightmare haha-

Harringrove fandom: YOU let us in.

Duffers: oh no

Harringrove fandom: And now you’re going to have to let us stay,

Duffers: *sweating* oh fuck-

Captain America: Civil War (2016)

Newt: Hogwarts

Queenie: Ilvermorny

me, an intellectual: Pigfarts