BTS Fantasy Headcanons 2/7

BTS fantasy headcanons 2/7

HEADCANONS

Namjoon

Wolf shapshifter

Super clumsy

Poor thing breaks EVERYTHING he touches.

Yoongi is the assigned fixer of everything he breaks

DIMPLESSSSS <3

Jin legit spends half an hour poking them….

Tae likes to try and put stuff in the dimples… *shrug

Hobi changed his hair colour to blue :’D

LOVES his books...don’t even get him started

MASSIVE library full of every single book you could think of

There’s even a guide to changing hair colour via light energy…

So THAT’S how Hobi knows about changing hair colour….

Loves potions..idk how he doesn’t break the cauldron

Made a special seasoning for Jin...Jin cried

Father of the maknaes

So kind...extremely gentle and nice

Has a very dominating leadership side of him

(don’t mess with him)

(his wolf form is at least twice the size of normal wolves…)

Is grey and white in wolf form with icy blue eyes..they are very piercing 

Likes his hermit crab ...it’s called Clematis (his birth flower)

Clem is the hermit crab’s nickname :)

Ok but Joon would totally have a hoard of scarves

He would also adore Hagrid (refer to Taehyung’s headcanon)

Joon loves the fall weather and like to roam around in his wolf form and scare the maknaes

Snowball fights!

Calm and diplomatic, you can count on Joon to calm any other members down when they are angry (especially Yoongs)

Cuddles with all members!

Yoongi’s confidante and vise versa

Has a crystal dangly thingo that Hobi gave him

Super invested in Yoongi’s potion book

Legit got given a potions book for his bday by Yoongi

Decides to continue to steal Yoongi’s book anyway.

“JoOn I sWeAr If YoU sTeAl My BoOk OnE mOrE tImE”

Has mullet :)

SWEATERS THO (I lowkey think he would LOVE them :)

Also likes popcorn

Probs plays piano with Yoongi at times for fun

“Joon STOP pressing two keys at once I-”

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4 years ago

Tower of God AU

Legit no one asked but I’m doing it anyways. 

But like imagine Bam, Khun and Rak in a modern high school au where Bam is the new, baby transfer student who recently moved to the school and everyone is falling for him. Even the popular girls (aka the Jahard Princesses) like him. Khun is that manipulative lil crap who was kuudere with a tragic backstory (I’m not the only one getting Todoroki vibes right?) and then meets Bam and kinda goes “must protect” mode. Rak is just there wanting to dominate everybody and eat banana’s. I highkey think that Khun blackmailed him into doing groupwork with him and Bam with bananas, this in turn makes Rak highkey hate Khun...which leads to interesting nicknames and insults. “I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED YOU IDIOT, YOU LOST YOUR BANANA”, “shut up munchkin crocodile” Ngl there would be no quiet with this group. Poor Bam is probably going to have to sort out the mess that Khun and Rak get into...lol


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4 years ago
So I Just Read This Webtoon And It. Is. Amazing!!! (amajin For The ARMY’s Out There ;) ...I Highkey

So I just read this Webtoon and it. is. amazing!!! (amajin for the ARMY’s out there ;) ...I highkey hope I’m not the only one. Honestly it’s so pure and great T_T I want to read more honestly wahhhhh I wasn’t sure what to think at first but this was super awesome to read!!!

So I Just Read This Webtoon And It. Is. Amazing!!! (amajin For The ARMY’s Out There ;) ...I Highkey

(ignore the subtitles...) but other than that Mr Crocodile was legit me when I realised how good this webtoon was >.<


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4 years ago

Newsies as MORE stupid things my friends and I did in college

Finch: WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?

Elmer: It’s a choice that benefits me, I don’t see what your problem is.

Albert: But if you do that he’s going to win???

Elmer: Not necessarily! He’s not going to win immediately, so it’s not like the rest of us don’t have a chance. And I’m making a choice that gives me a chance to win. Isn’t that how you play the game?

Finch: No, you’re helping him win!!!

Elmer: It’s a mutually beneficial move! Is that not how you play?

Albert: You don’t make moves that will help someone else win!

Elmer: I’m just worried about myself! I’m trying to help myself win!

Finch: But you’re helping him!!!

Elmer: I don’t care!!!

Race: Hey, I’m not complaining here.

Albert: You don’t get a say here! You’re already winning, and this is basically going to seal your victory!

Elmer: Guys, it’s just a game.

Finch: BUT YOU’RE HELPING HIM WIN!!!

Crutchie: See, this is why I don’t play Monopoly.

Elmer: Yeah, I think I’m done...

*****

Mush: *has a silent panic attack for almost an hour in creative writing class during a stream-of-consciousness writing exercise in a dark room with intense music*

*****

((After knowing each other for less than two weeks))

Elmer: Hey, JoJo?

JoJo: Yeah?

Elmer: You know how I watched an episode of Supernatural with some of the guys earlier?

JoJo: ... Yeah?

Elmer: Um... So now I’m really scared with the lights off. Can, uh... Can I sleep on the floor next to your bed?

JoJo: ...

JoJo: I guess...

*****

Finch: *walks half of the way from the dining hall to the dorm doing a C-3P0 walk and impression*

*****

Elmer: *catches a glimpse of a fake coyote out of the corner of his eye and scares himself*

*****

Jack: Hey, watch this. *Plays Star Wars theme song*

((thirty seconds later, there’s a knock on the bathroom door between rooms))

Davey: Come in!

Elmer: *pokes head into room* Are you guys watching Star Wars?

*****

Crutchie: *walking down the hall from the laundry room*

JoJo, Mike, and Ike: *sitting in the hall working on homework/studying*

JoJo: *looks up from textbook* What’s that noise?

Mike: What noise?

Ike: That clicking noise? Yeah, what is it?

Mike: Crutchie, is that you?

Crutchie: Oh... yeah... I creak when I walk.

4 years ago

🌸

did you remember to...

1. drink some water?

2. take a deep breath?

3. think a kind thought about yourself?

do these now! then go on about your day and have a good one ✨

4 years ago

Tower of God

OMGGGGGG TOWER OF GOD IS AMAZINGGGG AHHHHHH I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO WOULD SELL MY SOUL FOR KHUN AND BAM RIGHT!?!?!


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5 years ago
“Maybe It’s Cherry Blossoms, And This Winter Will Be Over” - Spring Day

“Maybe it’s cherry blossoms, and this winter will be over” - Spring Day


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3 years ago

Out of context things from a collaborative quote book

“Motivation but no inspiration is my constant state of being”

“WEEE”

“Shhh stop calling me out. The theatrics outweigh the need for realism”

Hacker voice: I’m in. Keyboard noises w/ intense music

“aaaaaaa weeeeee”

“Then stop drinking when I’m making jokes “ Two mins later.  “i have drawn a very awkward looking frog”

“There has to be someone as straight as a metal ruler tho right?”

“Because wooden rulers, they can bend. They have so many dents in them”

“No relationship, only garlic bread and dragons.”

“Yep brain hurty”

“Oof rip. I would give you some of the cardboard if i could but I don’t entirely want to cut it in half”

“We’re doing something illegal”

“My chin is sharp thank you”

“Then kill them first, simple”

“Then they can’t kill you because THEY’RE ALREADY DEAD”

“Vampire Dude Bro?!”

“THERE’S MORE?!”

“He’s favorite movie is Gnomeo and Juliet change my mind. (in squeaky voice) “Yes! Oh my god! Representation!””

“He’s weighs the same though, so like you can punt him like in American football”

“Let’s just change it to yeetable though because I don’t know American football ok?!”

“Australian football is so much tougher than American football i mean, we literally THROW each other to the ground”

“I’m not going up, going down to hell”

“I’m leveling down I think”

“Look me in the eyes and tell me it’s a good book”

“I NEED MY BRAINCELL FRIEND!”

“Vampire Dude Bro?!”

“Cheeseheads?” *mega look of confoosion*

“Bro you only realised that now?”

“Oh man this is going to be so controversial”

“Confoosion? Confusion? Confosion?”


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4 years ago

just wait until the aliens learn about dodgeball.

There’s a Humans are weird/space fae, Earth is Space AU post where aliens freak out over humans ability to throw.

An awesome post and yes sportsball would be great to show them but…

Frisbee, Juggling, Pizza dough throwing competitions, Bar acrobatic bottle juggling, Fish throwers at Pikes place Market.


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