I Hate It When People Ask Me To "explain My Thought Process" Like Hell If I Know

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

happy 12 year anniversary to the most memorable event in tumblr history

drink water you are so PRETTY drink water

I think I saw a post like this forever ago but I don't wanna go thru the effort of finding it so. Reblog and put in the tags a major spoiler for a story you like, but (and this is crucial) keep it incredibly vague and don't say or hint towards what the spoiler is for. I'm gonna go first

"they're siblings"

"he's old"

"he's smart"

"old man in the house"

hot take, you only live once. Draw a rainbow nightwing, make your icewing fluffy. i don’t give a fuck

is gay clown sex an orgy. do they have gay sex in a clown car. a clown carriage even. you’re a clown you should know

sometimes

Not following fandoms but having people whom I follow occasionally falling into them, I've noticed a statistically unusually high rates of headcanoning a specific character as trans, in a "I know it's not canon but fuck you I'm having fun" sort of way. And also in horny ways.

So either there is significant overlap between people who are attracted to trans men and people who are attracted to disabled men, and I'd never noticed that before

or there's a significant amount of trans men who'll see a male character depicted as physically frail and vulnerable but mentally unhinged and far too smart to be stopped, and go "oh shit that's me"

i love scheduling reblogs because then i get to check my own blog and have a giggle at a post AGAIN because i forgot i reblogged it thr first time

@lifedoesntdiscriminate ?

my daughter Divorce Lawyer is not doing well socially