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darkhumor anon (using their trump card of tattling)
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Okay! So them my beloveds!
Dareth:
• I'd have him run the dojo still HOWEVER I'd make it more of a wrestling (or kick boxing) type dojo I feel like Dareth and his body type would be good for it?
• He'd take more of a fun older brother role for the gang helping them with their struggles
• Like when the whole Nya Jay fights happen (but healthy) Dareth helps them both understand where the other is coming drom
• And his NOT sexists in any way! His our loveable big brother
Ronin:
• okay so hear me out he takes Kai AND Nya under his wing only bc I liked Nya & Ronin's whole thing (until someone ruined it!) and I feel like Ronin can help Kai as well
• Ronin would still be a thief but he doesn't back stab the ninjas at all (he does with Wu tho) his got a soft spot for kids
• Ronin is like a mix of a fun/strict older brother for the gang he helps them find out things ta help but if it's ta dangerous he'll put them in a time out box for no danger bs
• Ronin gets a way better redemption (look I remembered now!) arc where he saves Nya from becoming one with the sea
Toxica:
• I'd give her some more lines firstly and flesh out her character more
• She'd be more protective over the girls on the island keeping an eye on them
• She'll also take Nya (and later Skylor) under her wing so they can have a cool gal as a teacher/role model
• Toxica also gets a gf in Camille and is a SIMP
Camille:
• Oh her powers would definitely be explored more! She'd however take Garmadon under her wing there
• She'd be able ta help him with getting used ta the change in his body again and they'd become quick friends
• Camille is like a fun big sister who'd kick yer ass for being a useless gay
• She'd also be useful if the whole evil Chen & Clouse thing still happens given she can change forms
Shade:
• He definitely doesn't hit on Nya! None of that here....he does however hit on Garmadon (I think it'd be funny-)
• Shade's powers come in handy ta get information on what's happening around the island
• Also he can hide in others shadows bc well yes
• his a pretty cool guy overall and helps the gang out
Neuro:
• Now he was tricky I liked how he was in canon HOWEVER one thing I'd do is make him the gangs therapist
• Neuro's power is also used ta get any missing information bout the tournament and island
• I also allow him ta melt brains if need be
• And,,,,he/they Neuro supremacy
Mr. Pale:
• NOW HEAR ME OUT HERE making him Shade's twin
• He takes Jay under his wing surprisingly and helps Jay figure out more bout himself
• Pale is more of a healer than fighter in my opinion
• I give him a gun tho
Karlof:
• Bear I mean um! He takes Cole under his wing becoming like an older brother/uncle figure
• Their elements are so similar yet different so they'd work well together
• Karlof doesn't do the whole coat thing like in canon his just vibing peacefully bc leave that man alone
• Anywho! Karlof would have probably (in my opinion) lived in a snowy cold area before the tournament happens
Jacob:
• Make him blind look idk why but it's interesting with his element
• Again! His powers would be useful ta help get information
• Jacob ends up befriending Garmadon as well the two are a nice duo
• Jacob also smokes don't ask me why
Griffin:
• Okay him and Lloyd are a duo the chaos they'd bring? Beautiful
• Anywho Griffin surprisingly is a librarian in my thoughts
• So him Neuro and Zane would bond over that
• But he ends up teaching Kai and Lloyd anything they missed out on for school on the sides
Gravis:
• His pretty tricky however! He and Zane are a duo they'd be interesting ta see
• Gravis is pretty chill has some anxiety but overall keeps a level head
• Still he'd be the first ta ask why the fuck are there "kids" here at a tournament ta go against adult's not that he thinks the ninjas can't fight just doesn't enjoy the idea of them having ta fight more adults
• Gravis does befriend Zane once Gravis loses and helps start getting Zane back
Bolobo:
• Now this might seem wild but him and Kai as a duo
• Bolobo is Jacob's weed supplier tho he grows it himself
• He and Ash are somewhat childhood friends let the adults have friends from child hood and all that
• Bolobo is kinda laid back and can get some information bout the island through the plants
Ash:
• Ash idk why but he'd have worked as a bartender before the tournament
• He 💯 knows Kai from after Zane dies and Kai spiraled
• Ash doesn't really say anything bout it but keeps an eye on Kai and the others
• Also he 💯 blows ash in someone's eyes it's happening one way or another
Okay so I didn't expect my lil rant ta get so much views so! Here I am with some mini ideas on a remake of the OG show! And the movie just a bit:
• even amount of seasons ta explore everyone's flaws and arcs
• I thought bout it and the movie itself while interesting I'm thinking of instead Lloyd having lived with Nya & Kai (totally not ta get him a better childhood never....it is)
• Nya would still be kidnapped but for an actual purpose given she knows where Lloyd is so it's not just um yeah we making shit up as we go
• I'm debating with Wu but I'd keep him the way he is for the most part
• He'd be better in canon but his got so many problems he doesn't know how ta tell his students things
• Wu still tries ta help and actually helps them learn things while still being kids
• Morro would've still died but Wu learned from his mistakes
• Morro still would be a bad guy but his problem with Lloyd wouldn't happen instead his anger is all directed at Wu
• After that Wu would actually get the therapy and help he needs ta get
• Morro would get his good character (totally remember how ta spell the actual word-) arc and help Cole out
• And Lloyd DOESN'T fight Garmadon simply because his not the great evil and Lloyd's a kid
• Also the whole aging him up thing? Never happens
Yall don't understand how dear the hc of Nya being so bad at cooking she burns water somehow is ta me I need her banned from even looking at the kitchen
always happy to help
-darkhumor anon
I've never been so happy ta see an anon omg thank ya for showing up 😭
Princess And Her Ninja
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Sorry there's no dialog I literally just woke up and made it hope ya like
Cole stared at Vania she was so pretty and kind she also laughed at his jokes! She had the prettiest laugh his ever heard
The other had teased him about liking her but supported him though sensei Wu didn't seem to like Vania much for some reason
Sensei Wu was always dragging Cole away from her glaring at Vania Nya had joked that sensei Wu was acting like an overprotective dad
Which Cole doesn't think so or well he didn't until sensei Wu told him to stay away from Vania and now he can see it
Unfortunately for sensei Wu Cole did NOT stay away from Vania while in the mountains of shintaro in fact he even got the courage to ask her out
Vania had said yes which made Cole happy when he told the others they had thrown confetti into the air his still confused by that
Sensei Wu didn't take it well he actually cried saying his only sane son was being taken away from him which okay than Cole isn't messing with that ever
Would someone be so kind as ta give me nsfw prompts or sfw ones begging here
Quick Kissies
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Justinuse
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Mateo eyed his boyfriend who was busy texting his mom's which isn't a problem at all Mateo is just debating a few things is all
Nothing crazy Mateo trys saving his crazy ideas for the dream world only more likely to one get away with doing so and two it actually working
Also less risk of his dad getting upset with him being reckless Mateo loves his dad but he doesn't want to deal with that disappointment look he can get
Oh wait yeah his idea Mateo could probably get away with it right now at least he hopes he could Logan might not like it but then again Mateo has never done this so
"Hey Logan" Mateo moved closer to Logan who looked over at him and without the hat and normal clothes Logan wears the other boy was adorable
Mateo had no idea that Logan would own such cute pjs still have no idea how he got his dad to agree to let Logan sleep over but a win is a win
"Sooo are you gonna stare at me or?" Logan rasied an eyebrow grinning at his boyfriend who turned pink in embarrassment
"Sorry if this isn't good" Mateo really was sorry if it wasn't good but he took the risk and kissed Logan before pulling away
"Dude if you wanted a kiss you can just ask" Logan was trying so hard not to laugh god his boyfriend was a dork "though it was fine for a first kiss"
On another note of this,,,,,anyone got any ships and or ideas that I can later snatch up like a lil woodlen gremlin?-
Trying ta learn how ta draw people is hard but once I get the hang of it it's over for yall (I will be spamming Kai artwork lol)
Sick Logan
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Justinuse
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Sorry it took a bit school's low-key kicking my ass rn unfortunately also sorry it isn't long or have talking kinda feeling down 😔
Logan hated being sick his mom's weren't around to take care of him so it made everything harder on him and right now he doesn't have the energy to get up
What Logan didn't know is Sneak had called the others and once they were here had let them in explaining everything to the group
They all had bought things to help Logan feel better Izzie bought some medicine while Mateo bought soup Cooper had gotten some blankets knowing how sucky Logan's were when sick
He only knew given how Logan had mentioned it once Zoey bought a music box something about it helping her when she was sick
Nova had bought tea to help with Logan's throat and lastly Oz bought some cough drops along with a heating blanket just in case
Sneak took them to Logan's room they all weren't happy with how Logan looked nor how out of it he was that he didn't even notice they were there
All of them were in agreement that taking care of Logan was important and other things could wait until he was feeling like himself again
Though Oz made a note to call someone about the fact no adult was here to make sure Logan was okay and his fever didn't spike
Reverse
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Mateo was a little surprised that Izzie could dream walk like him buuuut he should've seen that coming what was more surprising was that Zoey the new girl Nova Izzie's BFF and Logan could as well
Apparently Mr Oz could as well but he wasn't with them because he ran some fancy place for dream agents or whatever Mateo was a little bummed that Cooper couldn't be here
But Cooper was still a big help and proved it time and time again Mateo is just glad he didn't have to hide this from him anymore
Izzie had been bummed out that she couldn't get an hour glass like Nova and Logan had but she could beast craft which more than made up for it
They all somehow got a teacher? At least for the dream world Royce was nice enough if not a little strict at times but it was fine he wasn't that bad
What really bugs Mateo is having to watch Izzie and Nova pine after each other all the time in the dream world like hello Izzie's older brother is right here knock it off!
Well at least Logan agreed with him and wow can't believe he ever got Logan to agree with him on something Zoey said it was normal and to let it go
But Mateo doesn't want to see his sister fail at flirting with Nova it was horrible watching it play out
Wifeyyyyyyy~!
What HCs do you have for Lego Adventure City?? And how would of written the show??
We all agree Duke and Tom are both two different types of autism right? Anywho I wouldn't really change much of anything actually I liked how it was made though if there's one thing I'd change is actually give Tippy more time as a villain that's all basically hcs for em are always changing lol