Me When People Bring Up Kai:

do you have any AUs you wanna talk about?

darkhumor anon

I have so many uggggh here's my top four aus I have not made yet but wanna

● Water master Kai & fire master Nya: Kai and Nya's elements are swapped Nya's still kidnapped but Kai isn't trained ta be a ninja he still goes with the others ta save her

● Morro lives au: Instead of dying Morro is found by a nice woman and adopted by her works with her in her tea shop

● Evil Jaya: A passing thought in skybound Jay because evil and Nya unwanting ta lose her love sticks by his side power couple fr

● Opposite brothel: So hear me out made this thought half asleep Kai works at a brothel Zane is his top customer no sex happens Zane just wants ta see Kai's blacksmithing work the two talk bout birds

maybe snake!jay x shade headcanons too?

darkhumor anon (sorry for all the asks lol if im annoying let me kno)

WHEN I CATCH YA DARKHUMOR ANON! Jkjk pop in all ya want!

● During the winter the heater has ta be on so they can actually cuddle

● Jay may have 2 cocks as a treat (for Shade lol)

● Shade loves kissing at the scales on Jay's face telling him how much he loves him

● Jay has bad days bc serpentine are hated/feared so much in ninjago

● Shade never leaves Jay's side when he has a bad day

● Jay likes wrapping his tail around Shade A LOT

● Also tail jobs that's a thing Shade learned he likes

*side eyes last ask* yeah soi hear kyle is a perv

-darkhumor anon

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Imma be honest I hated Grif/Simmons since day one I couldn't and still cannot see them being healthy I also don't like Simmons at all

Could do the family all together

I SAID NO FAMILY/FAMILY GET OUT

Crushes

Requested by:

kami

TWS:

None

Jay jumped when his boyfriends joined him suddenly in the living room Cole and Kai were grinning while Zane just smiled at Jay 

"What are you three up to?" Jay narrowed his eyes Kai gasped placing a hand over his heart

"Wow I can't believe you Jay!" Kai pouted Jay rolled his eyes fondly

"Jay so we noticed you had a crush on someone" Cole wiggled his eyebrows making Jay frown oh fsm no

"Should we be worried dear?" Zane tilted his head and Jay wanted the floor to swallow him whole right now please!

"I mean I can kinda see it but really? Older men?" Kai raised an eyebrow Jay slid down the couch 

"Nothing wrong with it Jay just need to know you got a daddy kink or something?" Cole sounded so genuine that Jay made an inhumane sound 

"Oh I was not expecting that Jay are you alright?" Zane reached over placing a hand on Jay's forehead 

"I GOTTA GO" Jay shot up running away from his embarrassment maybe next time he'll stick with using his own computer when looking at his celebrity crushes instagram his NOT dealing with this again 

Rip Jay

Requested by:

Kai lover

TWS:

Jealously/possessiveness?

I just really wanted Jay ta get hit,,,

Zane is a very patient man besides the few times his lost said patience but they don't talk about those moments ever

So when Kai and he agreed to keep their relationship underwraps from everyone even their friends and Kai's sister

Zane thought he could handle it oh how wrong he was the way their "fans" talked about Kai at times made Zane angry

And he'd always end up clinging to Kai making sure the other knew he was with Zane and only him no one else

Zane could handle doing that only but then one day Jay started flirting with Kai he knows it was a joke but something in him did not enjoy that

He last about four hours before punching Jay in the face over a comment on Kai's hips was made before he pulled Kai into a kiss

Kai didn't even get any time to react to that because Zane was dragging him off to make sure Kai remembered who he belongs to

Notes:

That last bit made me cringe for some reason but I wrote this mess and love it?? Also Zane 💯 broke Jay's nose

Kai: I'm not mad just disappointed

Nya on her knees: IT WASNT ME BRO

Lloyd also on his knees: IT WAS JAYS FAULT

Jay hiding behind Cole: NO WAY

Cole: what even happened?

Zane: they blow up the bathroom

Wifey thoughts on Cliff Gordon, how do you feel about the way the show used him in the past tense?

And how would you of brought him into the show?

Hmm I don't enjoy it much since the book thing I like the thought that it wasn't actually Cliff who made the book honestly I'd have bought him maybe early/mid skybound give Jay answers and help out in a way

Can you do nsfw with thunderfang/Kai maybe even let Kai get passed around by some dragons?

As politely as I can no,,,,I did it once and hated it maybe I'd get super tispy and make yer dreams come true by making it but until then hell no sorry