I Wanted Ta Smack The Others So Badly Bout The Bet Thing And The Green Ninja Thing Like Yall Were Bout

Just a little rant here:

I'm really tired of people saying Kai would pick the fangblade over Lloyd even for aus because it just never makes sense ta me like Kai would NEVER have actually picked that blade over a kid who's trapped in lava without help

It doesn't matter if any of the others could have saved Lloyd (and they couldn't) Kai wouldn't have just grabbed the blade and leave Lloyd there in the lava no matter how much he "disliked" the kid

Hell Kai even if he had the time ta get the blade and Lloyd he'd still save Lloyd first and THEN the blade never the other way around because Lloyd is a CHILD

Be Gay Do Ninja

Requested by:

AeroArgonic

TWS:

None

Shade watched his boyfriend move around the kitchen making them lunch he was a little bored and wanted to talk with Kai

"So what was you gay awaking?" Shade raised an eyebrow when Kai paused to look him

"You can't laugh" Kai pointed the cutting knife at Shade before putting it down once he remembered it was in his hands

"I won't laugh here I'll go first it was when some girl asked me to be her boyfriend in third grade didn't like the idea one bit" Shade still doesn't like the idea of dating a girl

"Okay well again don't laugh you were mine" Kai went back to cutting the carrots while Shade processed what he said

"Wait really?" Okay Shade might be feeling a little smug about that

"Yes really" Kai now wants to move on from this topic going on right now

"Okay screw lunch we're cuddling let's go" Shade got up and dragged his boyfriend off to Shade's bed to cuddle

"But we ne- you know what? Okay let's cuddle" Kai probably didn't even have a choice at least Shade's a comfy pillow

Favourite Kai headcanons. Dealer's choice. Go!

Here's some sfw hcs!

● Kai is the shortest of the gang

● Actually a good cook since yknow all that

● Loves gifts not those expensive shit surprisingly

● Hand him a rock and say ya thought of him when seeing it and he cries

● Every mothers/fathers day teases Nya and asks when he'll get this year's gift

● Kai was touch starved when joining the team and overtime became a very touchy person

● Is a cat knocks over things for fun while looking ya dead in the eye

● Kai loves being picked up but never says so

● Actually is good at blacksmithing (fuck what canon says!!)

● Doesn't get jokes all the time

● Man's cannot read or write I refuse ta let him

● Dropped out of school once he realized their parents weren't coming back and ran the shop for Nya

● Knows how periods work and is top tier at helping

● Punched a cop once 💯

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Requested by:

Lazy_Cat13

TWS:

None

For my beloved wifey I give ya this not perfect or everyone but i thought ya would find it funny regardless

Logan laid on Cooper's bed with her head on the boys lap they're supposed to be studying but Logan was bored and the words kept jumping around

So Cooper agreed to a break which good old Cooper she can always relay on him to know what's up with her and be able to help her

"Hey Cooper" Logan placed her phone down on her stomach waiting for the boy to answer her

"No Logan we can't use the oven or stove" Cooper's answer was because of last time Logan was here she kept bugging him to let her make something because she was hungry

But apparently it's "not okay" and "not safe" for kids to use the stove or oven which she does all the time at home!

"That's not it just was wondering if you think I'd look good in this" Logan picked her phone up again making sure it was still unlocked before showing Cooper

Cooper raised an eyebrow why was Logan showing him a picture of a dress? Well he can't judge Logan for what he wears that wouldn't be okay

"I mean it's nice but I thought you liked blue?" Cooper thinks the dress is pretty but it's red not blue

"Oh duh blues great and all but I like it in red" Logan rolled her eyes "and my mom's would like to see me in a dress when they come home"

"Huh? Why?" Cooper frowned a bit why would Logan's mom's want to see the other in a dress?

"Because I'm their daughter Coop" Logan didn't notice Cooper's shocked face but she did notice when he jumped up making her fall over

"YOUR WHAT?!" Cooper can't believe he didn't notice that he winced seeing Logan pop up from the floor glaring at him "oops sorry Lo"

do you have any AUs you wanna talk about?

darkhumor anon

I have so many uggggh here's my top four aus I have not made yet but wanna

● Water master Kai & fire master Nya: Kai and Nya's elements are swapped Nya's still kidnapped but Kai isn't trained ta be a ninja he still goes with the others ta save her

● Morro lives au: Instead of dying Morro is found by a nice woman and adopted by her works with her in her tea shop

● Evil Jaya: A passing thought in skybound Jay because evil and Nya unwanting ta lose her love sticks by his side power couple fr

● Opposite brothel: So hear me out made this thought half asleep Kai works at a brothel Zane is his top customer no sex happens Zane just wants ta see Kai's blacksmithing work the two talk bout birds

Baby Garmadon & Dareth

Requested by:

Lazy_Cat13

TW:

None

Sorry it's short I literally have nothing for baby Garmadon but I tried my best

Dareth stared at Garmadon or well a ten year old Garmadon who was a dragon right now a very very tiny one at that

Dareth tilted his head cooing when Garmadon copied him it was so cute! Garmadon chirped running at Dareth

"Ah wait a m-" Dareth barely had time to catch Garmadon when he jumped at Dareth "moment"

Dareth sighed while Garmadon made himself comfortable in Dareth's arms purring up a storm he smiled rubbing Garmadon's head

"Aw you're so cute like this" Dareth hoped when Garmadon got back to his original age whatever that was he wouldn't try killing Dareth over this

Garmadon yawned stretching his wings out shaking them a bit before they flopped down little snores could be heard

Dareth teared up oh dear fsm baby Garmadon was to cute! Okay wait what does Dareth do now? Does he stand here until he wakes up? Or is it safe to walk to the couch and sit down?

Swaps

Requested by:

Justinuse

TWS:

None

This is set after the neverwitch and non binary Logan for my soul

Astrid sat next to Logan it had been a long couple days with the neverwitch mess and she had been glad to meet Logan they were sweet to her

"Astrid you still there?" Right Logan couldn't really see her so her being quiet wasn't a good idea

"Yes I am" Astrid gently placed a hand over Logan's who jumped before relaxing and moving so they were holding her hand "I was lost in thought"

"Oh yeah? What is it about?" Logan turned their face to look at Astrid even if they couldn't see they can see look at another to show they're listening

"Just about how we met" Astrid had been surprised to meet a dream chaser who couldn't dream craft with an hour glass and was blind

But Logan proved they didn't need an hourglass or sight to be an amazing dream chaser in fact they were better than a lot of others in her opinion

Logan looked surprised before chuckling ah yeah that had been an interesting meeting they wish they could've seen Astrid's face when she lost to them

"Hey do not laugh at me!" Astrid blushed embarrassed she had messed up during the first meeting but at least she hadn't ruined her chances with Logan

"Can't help it" Logan leaned into Astrid's side squeezing her hand they're glad the neverwitch is gone not gone gone just not evil anymore

Jaya?

I'll assume ya mean hcs for this so

● Top Nya all the way

● Jay has ta be gagged during sex he gets loud

● Nya calls him good boy and such a pretty thing while ruining him in bed

● Handcuffs ON when Jay gets needy

● Nya has strap ons she let's Jay pick one out as a treat sometimes

● Nya wears Jay's colors sometimes which is easy cause it's a dark blue

● Jay knits Nya things

● Their love language together is acts of service and gifts

● Jay likes taking Nya on dates ta new places as a surprise

● Jay wears Nya's shirt ta bed while she only wears shorts & a sport's bra

Made a fic wip for this au

Kai wrapped an arm around himself hiding behind a wall he had seen how upset Nya had looked

And he followed her and he didn't mean to overhear her talk with Benthomaar but he had

And now Kai isn't exactly as smart as her or Zane or Pixal or even Jay but he knew Nya

He knew what she'd try doing with this information given to her by Benthomaar and he couldn't let her do it

So Kai did the only thing he knew how to which was throw himself into danger to protect his loved ones

Kai ran off to the roof of the building taking a deep breath as he stared at the water before jumping into it

You have it made on here. People are vagueposting about you. You're famous now!

Uhhhh??? Is this a joke???? Where's the cameras??? I ain't seen none of that anon what are ya on??