You Have Been Booped By This Empty Wrapping Paper Tube.

in honor of pride month, i made a special lockscreen set for some of the main lgbt pride flags ^^

like or reblog if you use these!

you ever wanna just live with your girlfriend in a nice suburban cottage that feels rustic and homely.

flowers of all colors in the front, flower boxes in the windows, and fairylights on it all year long.

with a nice cobblestone path leading up to it, a body of water nearby, and plenty of green scenery around, all kinds of animals living nearby.

the walls inside are decorated with a bunch of pictures and memories of eachother, and you snuggle up with a woolen blanket together on a fuzzy couch.

so i'm flirting with a really hot girl on snapchat and she casually drops in the fact that she could easily lift me over her head with straight arms and she sent video evidence sjdksk my bottom ass can't breathe i literally took 10 minutes to respond because the bottom gene took over my brain and all i could do was stare at a wall

wig today a girl I like flexed her arm muscles and my brain short circuited

The Online MD Treatment Research

The University of Haifa ICMDR team invites you to take part in an online experimental treatment study for maladaptive daydreaming. A good command of English is required, as well as daily access to a computer connected to the internet. Filling the registration form will take approximately 40-60 minutes of your time. Please don't start responding now if you don't have the time required to complete the form.

Experimental treatment program for MD finally launched!   Eli Somer and Oren Herscu, of the International Consortium for Maladaptive Daydreaming Research (ICMDR), are launching their study, an experimental online treatment program from Maladaptive Daydreaming.

YOU ONLY HAVE UNTIL JULY 12, 2019 TO SUBMIT!

I shamelessly ask my followers to reblog this if they can in an attempt to reach as many MDers as possible before July 12th!  

Finally giving in and admitting to yourself that you have a fetish you were avoiding

a collection of vintage lesbian protest pins

When you have the time of your life daydreaming but realise it's maladaptive and you can't stop

‪Birds are dinosaurs who shrugged off a couple apocalypses. Some eat bone marrow. Some drink nectar. They outswim fish in the sea. They smile politely at gravity’s demands. ‬‪I am grateful to see them. I am grateful to feed them. I am grateful to know them.‬