BUFF NERDY MAN. I LOVE HIM. PLEASE TELL ME HE'S SHORT

headcanon that Janus calling wine soup is an insider joke of the Dark Sides and it drives Logan crazy so Janus will ask Virgil to pass the soup and Virgil will hand Janus a wine bottle and Logan just sits there like

That is a good fic!

Hey can y'all help me find this fuckin fic I love it's on Tumblr but I can't find it

Okay so fsr Roman Logan and Patton have been turned into cats and end up in the dark side where Virgil (who's a little kid and also a spider) finds them and adores them. Logan and Patton love him back but Roman's being a bitch. Janus comes in and finds the cats and asks where Virgil (who he calls Anxiety) found them. Remus comes in and jokes about killing the cats which sends Virgil into an attack. He gets calmed down and he's okay Janus takes the cats back to the light and they run into their rooms and change into their human form time passes Patton gives Virgil a cat toy and Janus gay panics

Help

i have no caption but this shot is hilarious thank you

Hopped on that Patton in a skirt train

Maybe check other fanfic things or other social media's.? I dunno- but I like really like kingxiety for some reason so if you find some tell me.

I miss kingxiety

I want some kingxiety please

Please give it to me, steal my credit card or something, please

Just gonna leave this here on your dash yup

Patton: Do you want to know what word I think means ‘the process of becoming an adult’

Logan: Yes

Patton: Adulthood. I’ve known the correct definition for the entirety of the series

Logan, whispering: Oh my god

Patton: I only called it adultery so that I may provide some comic relief. I know what adultery means and I misused the word continuously for the sake of hilarity

Logan: Why are you telling me all of this??

Patton, smirking: Because nobody will ever believe you

Logan: You sick son of a bitch

Whenever Virgil is too tired or sleep-deprived, he keeps saying Roman’s name slightly wrong (and sometimes more than slightly wrong), and Roman can never tell if he’s doing it on purpose or not.

I may have imagined Janus in a Dr Facilier costume...

*Thinks back to every “Friends on the Other Side” Animatic I’ve ever seen*

You might have a point. o///o

Can I join the taking over possibly?

How many countdown blogs are we going to have