I Am In Love™️

These two have the same energy

Me:

Fanders and Deadpool fans, do with this information as you wish

A lil Patton to brighten your day? o///o💖

Oh my god this is great-

for you, there’s nothing in this world i wouldn’t do

A/N: so I wanted some protective!creativitwins content and came up with this! alternative titles are “Roman is Babey (literally) and frankly so is Remus (not literally)” or “Roman and Remus: aka Baby and Babey,” but the actual title comes from the song “Hey Brother” by Avicii. Huge thanks to @vintage-squid for beta-ing!! Enjoy!

Warnings: de-aged Roman, swearing, mild fantasy violence, Remus being Remus (aka gross and gruesome but otherwise he leans sympathetic in this fic), teasing/banter, crying, hugging, snuggling, morally neutral Janus (he shows up to give some mildly helpful input then fucks off like the dramatic bitch he is)

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Remus was not equipped for the current situation in the slightest. In fact, this was probably the furthest from his job one could get. He was supposed to be disturbing, creepy, and well… technically creative. But not the whimsical kind- that was his brother’s thing. But he wasn’t sure how much his brother was going to be contributing to creativity at the moment, because he was suddenly much shorter, staring up at Remus with wide brown eyes, and- oh yeah, he was a fucking child. For some reason. Well, Remus did know the reason… maybe starting from the beginning would be better.

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Him 🥺

I swear there is probably a Sanders Side one and now I wanna see of it actually exists

today i found out sneeze fetishes are a thing and also that i’m not not into it :\

Patton: Do you want to know what word I think means ‘the process of becoming an adult’

Logan: Yes

Patton: Adulthood. I’ve known the correct definition for the entirety of the series

Logan, whispering: Oh my god

Patton: I only called it adultery so that I may provide some comic relief. I know what adultery means and I misused the word continuously for the sake of hilarity

Logan: Why are you telling me all of this??

Patton, smirking: Because nobody will ever believe you

Logan: You sick son of a bitch

Oh 'no' the snitties have returned. What ever shall we do?

my favorite part was Deceit going “Ssssssssuck up!” to Patton when he was buttering up Roman like

Deceit

pal

your name isn’t Jealousy, calm thy snaketits

Soulmate September - Day 12

Day 12 - You meet your soulmate in your dreams every night.

Pairing(s): Romantic Remile, Romantic Moceit, Romantic Dukexiety, Past Romantic Dukeceit

TWs: sexual language, mentions of childbirth, Remus being Remus, swearing

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Emile Picani knew something was up with his soulmate.

Their link, as almost all did, formed when they were twelve. And right off the bat, when his soulmate kept flitting in and out of sight, he knew their first meeting would be interesting. Emile had sat up from his dream bed to see a young boy with raven hair that shone a dazzling blue in the light, and pale skin adorned with freckles that stood out like stars in the night sky. 

So sue him, Emile was going through a poetic phase. 

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virgil rly saw roman about to give up and prepared to fight god