“Smoking causes an extremely damaging buildup of tar in your lungs and, in some cases, cancer.”
Remus licked the edge of it, rolling it up without even looking at Logan. “Maybe I like choking.”
So that was how it was. Logan shoved his hands into his pockets as they walked. “You are aware we’ll have to act as though we like each other for this, yes?”
“You’re saying you don’t like me?” Remus pouted. If Logan didn’t know better, he would’ve thought he saw a flicker of hurt on his face… But whatever it was, it was gone in an instant. “Why, that completely changes things.”
“I am saying, we must act like a couple.” Logan corrected, unimpressed.
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Or, a ridiculously self indulgent fake dating AU
AO3
Content warnings: homophobia, cannibalism mention, smoking, and the usual for innuendos.
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Virgil: pining over. i want to be loved now.
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YES.
I have to agree. Ouch.
From this
Notes: I thought about a happy ending...if you guys ask for it, maybe I'll write it.
Ships: Familial Anxceit, platonic Dukeceit (briefly mentioned)
"Sing to me," Anxiety said as he flapped his hoodie sleeves, plopping down on Deceit's bed across from the older side.
"Of course." Deceit smiled and Anxiety laid down, his head on the other's lap. He was only 7 at the time, while Deceit was 18.
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Anxiety sighed heavily, knocking on Deceit's door.
"Dee?"
"Definitely don't come in." Anxiety smiled slightly, but it faded quickly. He opened the door, stepping inside and shutting it behind him. Deceit lounged in his bed in silk pajamas, black with yellow trim. "What can I-"
"Sing to me?" Anxiety blurted, his cheeks going red when he realized he interrupted Deceit. The 16 year old toed at the floor, glancing away.
Deceit cocked his head, smiling softly.
"Of course, Anx."
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"Dee," Anxiety clung to Deceit, suddenly feeling small despite being an adult, "Dee, they- they hate me- I-"
"Anx," Deceit ran his hand through Anxiety's hair like he had a million times before, soft and understanding and everything he needed right now, "calm down. Maybe they do, but I don't. Remus doesn't either. Alright?"
"...alright," Anxiety agreed, taking a deep breath, "sing to me?" Deceit smiled, blissfully unaware of the fact that this would be the last time he'd be asked to do this.
"Of course."
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Deceit fixed his hat, bracing himself before stepping into the room.
"Hello Anxiety."
"Virgil, actually."
Oh.
"Ah. You told them your name before me?" He asked, a bit of his hurt seeping into his tone.
"Duh." Virgil looked annoyed with him- no, more than that. He looked angry, like he wanted him gone. Deceit knew their fight was bad, and that he'd...left them, but... "Do you want something or could you do me a favor and leave?"
Deceit blinked, heart aching.
"...of course."
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Oh 'no' the snitties have returned. What ever shall we do?
my favorite part was Deceit going “Ssssssssuck up!” to Patton when he was buttering up Roman like
Deceit
pal
your name isn’t Jealousy, calm thy snaketits
So, which simp is gonna start simping even more after this?
[kissy sounds]
Remus sewing Janus the absolute ugliest quilt ever made in all of existence, because he knows that Janus tends to be colder than the rest of the sides. And Janus one hundred percent being ready to die for Remus and that blanket, because he loves it so much.
Sanders sides as things my friends have said 2:
Janus: Wow. Donald Trump is such a good president.
Roman: YOU LIKE HIM!?
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Patton: I wouldn't hurt a soul but if you judge eone for something they can't control, you have no soul.
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(Texting)
Remus: Wanna hang out.
Virgil: No. I'm not in for socializing today.
Remus: We could kill someone.
Virgil: I'll come back to you.
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(School AU)
Patton: What's wrong.
Virgil: I'm freaking out about the english assignment.
Patton: The deadline isn't for a week.
Patton: Aren't you done with it.
Virgil: ... I'm freaking out because you aren't
Patton: Why?
Virgil: idk
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Logan: I am done with this weeks work.
Roman: It's tuesday.
Patton: Logan. Did you sleep.
Logan:
Patton:
Logan: No.
Roman is red
Remus is green
Logan is depressed and so are we
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