Roman: I'm a what, Logan?
Logan: A WENCH.
Roman: why are you calling me a wench, dude?
Logan: you are a wench.
Roman: you know not what I am...
Logan: you are crust on this Earth.
Roman: *confused laughter*
Logan: you are the box the pizza comes in.
Roman: are you calling me cardboard?!
Logan: you are the cardboard waste covered in stains of grease and malice.
Roman: you are disgusting, YOU ARE DISGUSTING!
Roman: if I were to take you... and put you on my pizza, it'd become a disgusting pizza.
Logan: you are disgusting.
*later*
Roman: I hope you break an arm, Logan.
Logan: I hope you break your kneecaps and can't ever walk again
Roman: dude, when you die, I'm gonna get you out of your grave, kick you, and then put you back in
Logan: when you die, I'm going to flip your tombstone upside down so it says everything backwards and then no one can read it
So Virgil’s eyeshadow turns purple when he’s happy/excited, which is adorable, but does something similar happen with the other dark sides?
Janus and Logan are talking about some old poet or something and he just gets super into the whole thing and Logan is super confused because Janus’ scales are suddenly a lot brighter yellow.
Roman and Remus are hanging out in the imagination and Roman laughs at one of Remus’ darker jokes, and he’s so happy that the white tuft in his hair turns bright green, and Roman gets a bit happy because he knows it means his brother is happy.
"I'm surprised when you kiss me"
Synopsis: Nico and Thomas's first date couldn't have gone better in Thomas's opinion.
Warning: Swearing, Spoilers for Flirting with Social Anxiety, gay-mess Thomas.
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“Which reminds me; Sanders, you’ve been holding out on me!” Nico pointed his fry at Thomas, smirking accusingly.
The two were on their first date, and everything had been going real smooth, and Janus would call him out if Thomas denied how hard he was falling.
“Oh?” Thomas smiled and arched his brows. “Really?”
(“Shit , holy shit, what did we do? Oh God, what did we do?”)
(“Relax emo, he's teasing. We're fine!” Roman reassured.)
“When you said you made YouTube videos for a living, I didn’t think you had about 3 million subscribers!” Nico exclaimed, and Thomas could’ve sworn he saw his date's pupils dilate immensely.
(“Try not to flex, Thomas.” Janus smirked, clearly teasing Roman.)
(“Oh you know he won’t!” Patton nudged the snake side. Janus let out a hearty chuckle.)
“Well, I…” Thomas stammered, finding himself in a tizzy trying to figure out how to respond to that.
(“Virgil!” Roman scolded.)
(“Here, allow me.” Logan suggested, scooting closer to Roman.”)
“It didn’t really matter how big my subscription count was, I love each and everyone of my viewers and every single letter on the comments.” Thomas scratched the back of his head looking down on his burger.
(“Aww, Logan!” Patton and Roman cooed as Virgil and Janus smirked warmly. Logan denied the claims on his red meta-physical face.)
Nico smiled at Thomas, causing a flood of euphoria to come crashing down on him.
“Well, that's really sweet.” Nico said, placing his hand on Thomas’s.
He could hear the distinct screams of Patton and Roman in his head.
“Yeah, they mean a ton to me.” Thomas answered with a very sweet sigh.
There was silence between them for a while, but Thomas knew Nico had something to say, so they waited.
(“Shit, did we do something wrong? Fuck, is he mad?”)
(“Virgil, it's quite unlikely that he's mad at Thomas for not mentioning his subscriber count.”)
(“But what if he is?”)
(“Let's ask him shall we?” Janus said, scooting beside Roman.)
“What is it?” Thomas asked, biting his lower lip.
Nico looked him in the eyes, almost embarrassed. He mirrored Thomas' lip bite and intertwined his hand with Thomas’s own.
“Is this okay?” Nico asked.
Thomas gave up on trying to hide his smile hours ago. “Absolutely.” He echoed Janus’s words
(“This is… actually going great.” Janus remarked. Sarcasm and cynicism were absent from his statement.)
Nico exhaled. “Can I ask you something?”
(“Can I panic now?” Virgil asked, fingernails in between his lips.)
“Anything.” Roman made Thomas say.
Nico pursed his lips. “About Sanders Sides.”
Thomas could hear the simultaneous screams in his head, short-circuited by his date’s question.
“Oh jeez! Sorry, you don’t have to answer that if you don’t want to.” Nico stammered, redder than Roman's sashn fearing that he might have crossed a line.
“No, it’s fine!” Thomas said under Virgil’s influence.
(All the sides looked at their anxiety in awe.)
“The sides, well, they’re, sorta like, I guess,” Thomas stammered as Virgil looked to Roman and Janus for help.
“Sanders Sides is kind of my way of discussing my emotional issues and mental turmoil in a light, sort-of gentle way.”
(“Thanks, Logan.” Virgil relaxed a bit.)
“Are they…” Nico prompted, motioning to Thomas's head.
“Yeah, they are.” Thomas replied sheepishly.
“Cool…” Nico said breathlessly. “I love them.” Nico leaned in to pressed a kiss on Thomas’s lips.
Thomas let out a dignified squeak which Nico laughed at. He buried his face in his hands, hiding his embarrassment from his endeared datemate.
(“FIRST DATE AND WE ALREADY GOT A KISS!” Roman yelled. Virgil froze right where he sat. Patton got up and began running around the room.)
(“He said, the L-word…” Virgil muttered, causing everyone to stop. )
The screams in his head made Thomas flinch.
…
“Can I please sleep now?” Thomas groaned.
“Hun, his smile was so perfect, how did you get so lucky?” Remy sat at the foot of his bed legs crossed and day(night) dreaming.
Thomas buried his face in his pillow with a groan.
“And his voice! It was so dreamy! Boy, you can not let go of him!”
“Let me sleep! It's 2 am!”
Remy was right. Thomas just can’t let a boy like Nico go.
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Virgil: I’m on my way, what should I bring?
Roman: A good mood
Virgil: I’m not coming
He cannot love Patton.
But god, does he want to.
It doesn’t take Janus very long to fall in love with Patton, when it comes down to it. It takes him far longer to accept it, and to allow it to grow.
Content Warning: brief, non-graphic depiction of a panic attack
(ao3 link)
(podfic by @titheinironside)
It’s unbelievable, how fast he falls.
He prides himself on his rationality, his pragmatism. He’s no Logan, of course, but it has been a very long time since he allowed his emotions to get in his way. Over the years, that has cost him so much– his relationship with Virgil, his ability to trust and be trusted, any moral compass that he may once have possessed, among other things. But he has never regretted it, not once, because his primary directive is to help Thomas, and if he has to play the villain to do so, so be it. Lord knows none of the others see the world for what it is, are willing to do what it takes to ensure Thomas’ success.
But the scene is like this: time passes, Thomas begins to listen to him, and one day, Patton smiles. He doesn’t know at what, doesn’t know why, because he wasn’t paying attention until now, but Patton smiles, wide and bright, and in that moment, Janus would do anything for that smile to be directed at him.
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Reblog this if you’re a TS blog 👀 A lot of people I follow now are in different fandoms and I wanna find new people who reblog TS stuff
THE OSTRICH MAN HAS RISEN. ALL HAIL!
i… have nothing for this…
A/N: Remus birthday fic time!! Quick shoutout to @vintage-squid for listening to my ramblings about this fic and helping me with ideas for it! Title is taken from the song Love Me Dead by Ludo! (also all the sides are friends in this AU bc I said so!)
Fusion AU Masterpost
Warnings: vague King Creativity mention, nudity (listen it’s canon that Remus sleeps ‘in the buff’ but it’s only sort of implied in the fic), flirting, teasing, kissing, cuddling, making out, implied/referenced NSFW (nothing actually happens they’re just kind of horny), food, mentions of eating things you probably shouldn’t, sympathetic Remus, sympathetic Janus, Remus being Remus, swearing (lmk if anything should be added!)
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It was relatively quiet when Janus crept down the mindscape’s hallway. He could hear the sound of a movie playing from the living room- a quick peek revealed that Patton, Logan, Roman, and Virgil were watching Tangled, and they more or less resembled the movie’s title with how curled up they were together. Janus rolled his eyes, and continued on to his destination: Remus’s room. It was just a little bit past midnight, making it officially the twenty-fifth of June- Remus’s birthday (although technically speaking as sides they were never really born, and technically he should have shared Roman’s birthday, considering that they were twins, but Remus instead chose the day he first appeared… which was another can of worms entirely as it could sometimes bring on troublesome memories for Remus due to the… split, for lack of a better term).
Lost in thought, Janus hadn’t entirely realized he had made it to Remus’s door until he nearly walked past it. He shook his head, as if he were trying to dislodge the thoughts. Remus was doing much better when it came to things with his brother, and while he still didn’t really want people to make a big fuss out of his birthday, he was more open to celebrating it. Hence why Janus was creeping through the halls to wish his boyf- Remus, a happy birthday.
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Oh oh oh if you’re doing requests could you do some anxceit? Either fluff or hurt/comfort?
TW: abuse, kissing, food mention, panic attacks (i was listening to the mountain goats ok)
Janus sat against the wall of the garage, just relieved to have escaped the screaming and yelling and broken plates from inside. He stared at his recent texts, Virgil’s message reassuring him. His boyfriend was coming to help him calm down from this panic.
His hands shook as he heard footsteps padding up the drive, seeing Virgil approaching, phone in hand. He started to get up before stumbling and letting Virgil come to him.
“Virgil, I- I should be used to this, I’m sorry-”
Warm hands wrapped around his torso. “No, no, it’s okay, you shouldn’t be used to this. You shouldn’t have to be.”
Janus buried his head in Virgil’s neck, sinking into his boyfriend’s warmth. God, his parents would kill him if they saw this.
He eventually steadied his breathing, drinking in the scent of Virgil’s hoodie.
“Would your parents get angry if you left?”
“I don’t think they care where I am,” Janus mumbled into the soft fabric.
“We could go hang out at a cafe, or get ice cream.”
Janus’s expression relaxed as he pulled his head back, pressing a long kiss to Virgil’s lips. “Yeah. I think I’d like that.”
Other fandoms: why the fuck,,,are the Fanders,,,obsessed with lamps???
the cutie is ready for halloween!!
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