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HIiii could i get sniper headcannons with a S/O coming out as non-binary :3

thank you ! have a amazing day

-sniper will literally call you a twinky for all he cares he doesn’t care what you want him to call you so long as you’re his

-Will absolutely use you as a token LGBTQ but in a way that he brags because he’s like this is my they them lover they have no gender and I love them

-if someone asks what’s in your pants he’ll be like they have a knife in their pants if you keep asking

-he will lift you up when you confess like simba (air jail for the genderless)

-later when everyone is asleep he does take a moment does sit down and talk to you about proper nicknames you’re more comfortable with and will do his best to accommodate even if he isn’t perfect

(Sorry if it’s short I’m finna go to work and wanted to post something)

More gayer

Have you guys seen dark choco before the curse??? Also, can devsisters go easy on this boy omg….

Engie takes F!Medic to Texas/ Beach Headcannons

-the doctor is boiling because engie thought it would be a good idea to take her there in the summer

-a lot of tank top medic to engie’s liking she hates having her arms exposed but it’s so damn hot

-engie carries a lot of water with him and when they share a bed medic brings an ice pack for her to lay on to sleep

-probably one of the hotter summers at 105.F

-beach babe medic 100% just give her some margaritas or any frozen alcoholic beverage and she’s set although engie will need to constantly apply sunscreen on her she’s embarrassed every time he applies it

-she still ends up getting slightly burnt As engie applies aloe to her burns she lowkey enjoys everything especially when he takes care of her

Just some soft self insert don’t mind meeee

Happy pride month!!! Here’s some smg34 sillies for pride thanks to @coffeenbombs for taking these beauties

Just me doing some experiments 🧪 🧫

Hallo !! I saw your requests were open so I was wonderin if ye could do some hcs for Heavy and Engi with an S/O whos new to the team? If this ain't your cup of tea or ye just dunno how to write this, feel free to ignore! No pressure!:D

(Heads up all my x readers will be gender neutral)

Engineer

-he would definitely mess around with you and teas ya for being the newbie of the group like everyone did to scout

-but you were soft, softer than he was and better yet sweeter than he was your voice reminded him of the sweet oozing of honey from a honey comb

-over time he grew extremely fond of you to a point where he had to tell the others he calls “dibs” to ask you out first

-he absolutely makes you grilled cheese late at night even when you don’t need him to cook for you but he does it anyways and on the field always makes sure theirs a dispenser around areas he’s noticed you stay around most he calls them your hot spots

-the way he confessed is rather odd he waits his time to do this but he manages to perfect his sentry to shoot rocket smoke that says I love you

Heavy

- he gives you big slap on back and will personally keep an eye on you calling you little little baby that is until you actually get hurt then that makes him mad

-all you hear is yatatatatat yatatata yatatat because he’s pushing with medic for your vengeance he may or may not have also crushed a few skulls on his way out with the intel

-afterwards though he makes his secret recipe sanvich he hardly makes it in fear others want it but he gives you half only his family from Russia knows how to make it perfectly like he does

-he will train you himself only because you’re well behaved unlike Scout was when he first joined he teaches you a few dances, temperature training against cold and pain tolerance

- he never realized his favoritism towards you until medic pointed it out and all you hear is him yelling as you burst through his door his face was as red as roses

-his way of confessing was via card because he was no where near ready to say anything but wanted you to know he loves you as equal as Sasha

My adaptation of smg4

When Your Medic Won’t Take Care Of Themselves

Medic/Cupid: I swear i am my own doctor and yet I’m still late to my own appointments

Engie/Calvin; you have to adult medic or do I need to call the administrator to get a doctor for you

Medic/Cupid: you do that and I saw your arm off.

Engie/Calvin: then get your checkup done

Medic/Cupid: Finnnnnne dummkopf..